The Gwampy Thread

[FallingBullets]

I was counting something else..

[ConQuest]

something else eh... *shrugs*

[reyler]

The pyramids are underaged by Gwampy standards.

[GrandpaG]

Unlike the pyramids, my outer layer is wrinkled but still intact (so far).  :)

[ConQuest]

Pyramids..hmmm

 

Do you have any curses roaming about you gramps?

 

[Anoxanmore]

Bleh, I outdate GG, by at least a few thousand.

[reyler]

*flays Gwamps, ignores Onks*

[Anoxanmore]

BURN THE WARLOCK!

[reyler]

Or cut his head off and put it atop a door.

[bad company]

And then burn the door

[Anoxanmore]

BURN THE HUT!

[bad company]

No!, It has the hi-fi system in there

[GrandpaG]

Hi, fi.

Lo, fi.

Butter, fi.

Long, fi.

Stir, fi.

Semper, fi.

Go, fi, go!

 

Wanna watch while I juggle my balls?

Maybe a bowling pin or two?

Some flaming torches?

Sharp knives?

Butter knives?

A piano complete with bench? (requires the use of the One Power).

 

* remembers having his thread threatened recently *

* decides it's past time to stop being silly *

 

Bye for now,

Love,

Gramps

[ConQuest]

*shakes Head*

 

I think i should Give Gramps a shock

 

*rubs paddles together* CLEAR

[reyler]

Ride the lightning, monkey!

[ConQuest]

ROFFLMFAO

[reyler]

Thanks for your contribu- oh wait nevermind.

[GrandpaG]

* scrambles *

[ConQuest]

*Persues*

[GrandpaG]

* fires up his F-4 Phantom and taxis it out of the garage *

[ConQuest]

*clambers onto the wing and knocks on the Canopy*

 

PULL OVER *he screams* *points to the tarmac*

[GrandpaG]

* kicks in the after burners and takes off *

[GrandpaG]

* looks around for the biggest, darkest, most active thunder cloud and heads straight for it full throttle *

[ConQuest]

*Holds on for dear life as he is thrown about*

 

*leaves drool marks down Canopy as he is dragged back twords the engine*

[GrandpaG]

* hears a thumping sound coming from the canopy *

* looks about *

* sees someone clinging to the crack of the canopy opening *

* thinks to himself *

Looks like that bounty hunter fellow.

Crook Catcher?

Criminal Chaser?

Con Cuistidor?

Something like that.

 

* opens the cigarette vent on the side of the canopy *

* air rushing by creates a vacuum *

* sucks out his GPS *

CRAP!!!

Now I'm gonna get lost trying to find my way home!!!

* yells to his passenger *

 

Hang on tight there, pal...we're going for a lightning ride!!!  ;D