The Gwampy Thread

[Toy and Minion]

Generally does not cover everything, however.

[reyler]

*ignores and carries on condescending*

[bad company]

I wouldn't expect any different

[reyler]

Sorry, your mumblings can't be heard from up on my high horse.

[Toy and Minion]

*breaks the horses legs*

[GrandpaG]

* uses male Healing to fix the poor horsie's legs *

HI everybody.

:)

 

Oatmeal is done.

Bye.

[Toy and Minion]

*uses Gramps to break the horses legs again*

[reyler]

*uses the horse to break Gwampy's legs*

 

*sends the two of them riding off into the sunset*

[Toy and Minion]

*throws them a mallet*

[reyler]

I KNEW YOU WERE REALLY A KOOPA

[Toy and Minion]

I knew you knew I was a Koopa.  But what I know you don't know is that I'm really an Apook.

[reyler]

Internet you're going to obey me and stop being slow

[Toy and Minion]

I don't think it takes kindly to orders like that.

[reyler]

How would you know? I'm the Cheese! I know what it says and don't says!

[GrandpaG]

There once was a Gwampy from Mobile

 

Who's life was as dull as a bull's heel.

 

He tightened his gut

 

And opened his butt.

 

"Guess that just ain't no big deal."

 

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GrandpaG original...brand new today.  :D

[cosmicpanda]

Mobile... bull's heel... mobile... bull's heel...

 

meh, works  :D

[mcs0083]

He's Gwampy

It has to work even if doesn't :P

[GrandpaG]

* GrandpaG stands up straight and faces those who remain seated in his circle *

* checks the shine on the top of his shoes *

* it's OK *

* looks back up *

I'm GrandpaG.

And I'm...a...spamaholic.

* eyes drop back to shoes *

* they stay fixed on the reflection *

* he's deep in reflection *

* the others respond in unison *

Welcome, GrandpaG.

* the monotone echo reverberates then fades *

* the old guy's eyes show some moistness *

* head still down *

* courage is coming up, though *

* he slowly raises his head and faces his peers *

I'm getting better.

* a long thoughtful pause *

At the peak of my spaminess, I visited Fiddlesticks every day.

Other parts of Dragonmount, too...but mainly Fiddlesticks.

I...enjoyed...being there.  :-[

* eyes start to sag shoe ward once more *

* but Gramps snaps his head back up defiantly *

* throws his shoulders back *

* puffs out his chest *

* glares proudly at the crowd *

I'll make no excuses for my past.

At that time, I had no idea how things would end.

I had not yet realized the dangers of repeated trips into the amazingly wonderful world of fantasy.

* what he has just admitted sinks in *

* his eyes bulge *

:o

* he covers his eyes with the palms of his hands *

* his knees give out *

* he tumbles backward into his chair *

* his body shudders and he begins to weep...loudly...shamelessly *

* hands appear from both directions to pat his shoulders in knowing sympathy *

It's OK, GrandpaG.

We understand.

* the old dude sobs, then produces a colorful handkerchief from his left sleeve *

* a really long one *

* it's tied to another *

* that one's kinda pink colored and silky to the touch *

* he keeps tugging and more are produced *

* as the last one exits, he gives it a flourish *

* the crowd applauds *

* most of the other spammers are smiling *

* the leader frowns at them *

Don't encourage him!

>:(

* abashed looks abound *

:-[

 

 

* from downstairs the news arrives *

This chili is nice and hot!

Come and get some!

 

 

* GrandpaG realizes that he has been spamming the Gwampy thread again *

* feels slightly shamed...yet, somehow...GOOD! *

* showing how much control he has gained over his habit, GrandpaG goes to eat some chili *

;D

 

Bye for now,

Love,

Gramps

[mcs0083]

lol

The wife has lured you away with chili again :P

[FallingBullets]

its obviously good chilli, if it distracts from spam :P

[reyler]

I declare you a lapsed spammer, Gwampy *inscribes a large letter F on his forehead*

[LedZepMan]

its ok, I got an F too

[reyler]

You should set higher standards for yourself.

[FallingBullets]

OK IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

[reyler]

"Ook" is a sound monkeys make on the television.