The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

The story is told, though who may say if it be true...

[Barmacral]

Well, maybe if she'd post pictures. Maybe if you posted pictures.

[GrandpaG]

* strolls out onto the stage from "stage left" *

* Barmy's avatar dog strolls out from "stage right" *

* Gwampy is wearing Tinker colors and his First Fool's hat *

* the Bar Mackerel pup is in tux-and-tails to match the top hat and cane *

* they do a little tap dance to "Tip Toe Through the Tulips" *

* shuffle, tap, tap *

* tap, tap, shuffle, tap *

* tap, shuffle, tap, shuffle *

* shuffle, shuffle, tap *

* they are in perfect synchronization *

* like a water ballet on land only with two instead of ten *

* the pup bows to Gwampy *

* Gwampy bows back *

* both put on big old grins and bow to the crowd *

* the pup bounces his cane on the tip so that it pops up for him to grab in mid air *

* Gwampy produces three shiny balls and tosses them high overhead *

* the pup pulls a rabbit out of his hat *

* Gwampy channels five small but bright balls of fire and juggles them *

* the pup scowls *

* how will he top fire juggling...the wheels are turning *

* the pup signals to stage right *

* all of his girlfriends come strutting out...five neatly groomed white french poodles *

* they join the pup to form a line and do a can-can *

* strut, kick, strut, kick, strut, kick, strut *

* bend over, wiggle, wiggle *

* strut *

* crowd goes crazy *

* Gwampy's fingers are getting tired *

* puts his arm around his little buddy *

* they both grin and bow proudly *

* pup heads for exit stage right *

* Gwampy heads for exit stage left *

* just for fun, Gwampy channels a thin thread of air to lift the tails of the pups tux *

* pup looks around wondering where the breeze is coming from, but continues to take his bows to the audience...a true showman *

* Gwampy takes his bows, too *

* the performers meet back stage *

* pup is excited *

That was GREAT!!!

Here.

Have a little taste of apple pie.

* Gwampy looks at the drink suspiciously, then tastes it *

Hey!

That's good!

What's in it?

* pup grins *

Apple cider boiled with a cinnamon stick then mixed with vodka to taste.

* the gleeman takes a big old swig *

AAAAHHHhhh.

Smooth.

* the pup tries to stop Gwampy but it's too late *

Take it easy, old timer...that stuff will kick your ass!!!  :o

* Gwampy don't care *

* lights up his pipe of Two Rivers tabac *

Want some?

* the pup holds out his hand *

No thanks.

Had to give it up.

Doctor's orders.

* Gwampy grimaces *

Damned doctors.  >:(

[Barmacral]

Wall of Text that included my avatar. Say what?

[reyler]

I don't know, something about poodles. I don't really bother with his textwalls anymore.

[GrandpaG]

Your loss, cupcake.

[Roka]

*farts*

[reyler]

Sorry Rocks, that ship has sailed, struck an iceberg, and sunk.

[Roka]

it wasn't a boat, it was beans and beans float forever and ever and ever *nods lots*

[GrandpaG]

* farts a response greeting *

All bean lovers are welcome in the Gwampy thread.  ;D

[reyler]

*coughs into her gas mask*

[Barmacral]

terribly ineffective way of keeping out the germs.

[mcs0083]

Well I liked gwampy's story.

Tell another! Tell another!

[GrandpaG]

* plucks a flower from Barmy's avatar, puts it in his lapel, does a little dance...solo...no doggy partner *

Is that better, sweetie?  :D

[mcs0083]

You just defiled holy ground.

*nods*

[reyler]

Goddammit Gwampy what have you done to Disneyworld now?

[Dread Lord McFufu]

having actually been to Disney world I have not doubt Grampy could only have improved it ;)

[reyler]

Oh go hop through a forest

[mcs0083]

I must agree with the dread lord on this one.

[reyler]

It is but a simulacrum of a real person.

[mcs0083]

Who?

They both seem real and not similar to me.

 

[Dread Lord McFufu]

I must agree with the dread lord on this one.

 

 

YAY Noobs unite!!!

 

against who, what and why I really have no bloody clue but it still sounds fun

[mcs0083]

I have no idea either.

BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

[Dread Lord McFufu]

Wait! charge where and at what? I don't know whats going on here, I am just too new.

 

Maybe we should ask Barm.....

 

 

Thus ends the great Noob revolt of 08, perhaps for the best

[mcs0083]

*sigh*

 

Do you really feel that way?