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I am at work person above me, it's just taking a bit for the diet coke infusion to kick in.

 

My day just got better.  My boss (the CEO) just delivered my bonus check.  Hawaii here I come!

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I've been divorced for a year and a half, person above me and will be looking for a guide with a small bikini, no morals, and an interest in surfing.

 

No offense person above me, but I think you're disqualified.

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Has the person above me ever heard of the fable involving the Fox and some grapes?  I'd hate to have my mouth watering over some grapes and become that frustrated.

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Here it is, person above me:

 

ONE hot summer’s day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. “Just the things to quench my thirst,” quoth he. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: “I am sure they are sour.”

        “IT IS EASY TO DESPISE WHAT YOU CANNOT GET.”

 

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