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ATC: Live Q&A w/ Balthamel on Twitter, 11/13/09


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That's right, for those of you that don't know, the Chosen have a Twitter. And we use it. Check it out here:

 

http://twitter.com/askthechosen

 

We decided to start a more or less weekly feature where on Friday you can ask questions live of one of the Chosen on Twitter. I got to start the shindig off this week. Here is the transcript of the questions and answers we received, for your reading pleasure.

Q1: If you had the chance to become Nae'blis and Rand Al'thor was about to take it away from you,what would you do? -GD

 

GD: RaT wouldn't know being Nae'blis from a hole in the ground. I'd focus on taking out the other Chosen so that when he inevitably
blunders, I could cast him down and take Nae'blis with no competition. THAT's how you win, kid: take out your "peers" first.

 


Q2: So, Aran'gar/Balthamel which bathroom do you use do there at forsaken hq? -@

 

@
: Good question! It really depends on a few factors: which bathroom Sammael has most recently occupied, if Semi had any
of her "friends" over the night before, and if I'm feeling like it's a "standing" day or a "sit down" day. Ta! ~Aran'gar/Balthamel

 


Q3: If you could rule any Randland country or organization from now until Tarmon Gaidon without any interference from Light-sided people which would you choose and why?
A: Interference is what makes life interesting, though, cause then I can crush the source of it like a worm beneath my stiletto heels. But if I HAD to choose, I suppose the Atha'an Miere would be acceptable. Hot ladies with no shirts and I could be a pirate! Yay pirates!

Q4: If Dem had a crush on you, how would you feel? - @JeffEdde
Let's see-Disgusted, Nauseated, Loathing, Revolted, Antipathy, Sickened, and Enraged with the intensity of 1000 white-hot suns.Clear enough?

Q5:where do you stand on the whole public option health care thing?I'd assume you'd be in favor of the death panels speficially.@Patrick1389
Well you know what they say about "assuming", minion, and you're the only ass I see around here *grin*.I support public health care; it will provide easy infrastructure for mass poisonings and the like after the Day of Return when we take over the world. Enjoy your kool-aid.

Q6: Which do you like more: your lady parts or your man parts? Some one had to ask!- @small_fox
I love them all! I have the cunning mind of a man and the beautiful body of a woman, without the 'side effects'. I've always said you can't trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die; and thank the Dark, the Great Lord spared me that curse.

Q7: Which one one of you killed Asmodean? It's not request, it's my will that you answer! (he said, with a black aura)- @lanmind
Woh, @lanmind, buddy..you need to get that aura thing checked out man; it's really gross looking. Could be the big "C". As to your question, I can't speak for the rest of these preverts, but it wasn't ME. I have much better looking men to chase into closets than Asmo.

Q8:All very high faluting questions, but what I want to know is ... who spends the most time in the bathroom, and why?-@ElgeeSedai
Hmm, it really depends on what everyone's been up to and what was for dinner. Recently it's been Lanfear; she accidentally plucked out her eyebrows worrying over her "Lewsie-poo" and now spends HOURS trying to draw them back on just right with a Sharpie.

Q9:Do you think ianmind picked up that dark aura after a night with Dem and just hasn't had a chance to pick up any antibiotic?-@Patrick1389
Possible, although I'd pick Ishy/Moridin as the more likely suspect. I always thought his "craziness" was likely caused by "the french pox".

Q10: Does being bad ever get you down? Do you ever find yourself cuddling a little kitten and questioning the meaning of it all?-@small_fox
Even a Chosen gets lonely. We all have our things we prefer to cuddle; I've got men, Sammael has his shoe lifts, Dem his sword, Asmo his harp, Lanfear her autographed picture of LTT, Agi has his sheep, and Semi--well, Semi likes Ferrets. It's true! Sad, gross, and true.

Q11: If you could kill all but one of your "coworkers," who would you let live? -@purplekittybear
@purplekittybear(what a sickeningly cute name!), that is easy.I'd pick Graendal cause she's hot like me, and she lets me borrow her streith.

 

There you have it; the first ever Live Q&A session on Twitter with one of the Chosen. Let us know what you thought of it, and if we should continue wasting our time answering you pathetic lightfools in real time each Friday. Don't forget to send questions into us at askthechosen@gmail.com.

 

Twitterings and Tongue-Piercings!

~Balthamel

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