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Parlez Vous Old Tongue?


Guest Sammael

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"Old Tongue" is the term third age people use for the language in the Age of Legends. What was it called during the Age of Legends? What do you call it today?

 

-mb

 

I thought Old Tongue is what you kids called going to first base with a Chosen.

 

*looks around* Really... that was funny guys. I know you stifled a smile but didn't want people to see you actually laugh at that.

 

During the Age of Legends we called talking...erm...talking. And today we call it the Old Tongue. Yeah, I liked my first answer better too.

 

--Sammael

 

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No Sammy, the girls just called YOU "Old Tongue" because of your prudish kissing abilities. (It was legendary, you know.)

 

Perhaps if all the ladies I swept off their feet were the kind to kiss and tell, you heathens of today would be calling it the HOT Tongue.

 

~~Aran'gar "I kissed a girl and I liked it" Balthamel

 

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Hot as in "tastes like ashes?" Balty?

 

--Mesaana

 

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You couldn't talk your way out of a paper bag, Sammael. If you wanted smooth-talking, however... can I interest you in these genuine knock-off wristwatches?

 

--Moghedien

 

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Aran'gar "I kissed a girl and I liked it" Balthamel

 

 

I thought we weren't going to talk about this. Ever.

 

--Semirhage

 

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Um. Well...yeah. That was just a "slip of the tongue", you know....For all intents and purposes of those reading this...I have *NEVER* made out with Semirhage. Except that one time...and that other time.

 

*looks around nervously*

 

~~Aran'gar "Paternity Suit" Balthamel

 

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My oh my. But then, I always did suspect that you two were a little... closer... than the rest of us. When shall we pester Graendal to bore us to tears with another baby shower, then?

 

--Moghedien

 

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Moghedien, you tempt Semirhage with this line of thinking. I for one will not stand for it, unless it keeps Lanfear from nattering on about that farmboy.

 

~Ishamael

 

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All I'll say is the pleasure is mine, the child is his.

 

--Semirhage

 

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All I'll say is the pleasure is mine, the child is his.

 

*runs like Hell*

 

~Aran'gar "Doing what I do best" Balthamel

 

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Semi... that's creepy, even for you.

 

--Asmodean

 

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You know, if you take a really aged tongue it can make a spiffy scarf, or a really crafty noose. Or you can stick it to your forehead and terrorize ugly kids. The most important thing is that it adjusts itself to your daily needs.

 

--Graendal

 

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Semi... that's creepy, even for you.

Want to play with, big boy? *eyes Asmo up and down, a slow grin forming on her face*

 

--Semirhage

 

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If this was a video, you'd see my eyes rolling. Truly.

 

In the good old days, we called it talking, mb. We didn't have need for seventy languages in one country the way these modern times do. Everyone spoke the same languge. Everyone understood that language. When you had those that didn't, we turned them into musicians so they could talk with their instruments. It was an added bonus that you didn't have to listen to them rambling about senseless stuff in a language you couldn't understand. Throw in that the ultimate torture was plucking their strings and I'm sure you can see how much easier this made things.

 

That is, if you ignore that Asmo seemed to have slipped through the cracks. My hypothesis is that the Great Lord got tired of YouTube and needed his own idiot handy for his amusement. I can't really think of another purpose for Asmo still being alive...

 

--Mesaana

 

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I serve the purpose of giving you all something to look at and think, "Well, as bad as it all is, at least I'm not him." It's served me well for centuries, as none of you will ever see it coming when I make my bid for Nae'blis.

 

--Asmodean

 

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But we will see it going ... *sneers*

 

--Semirhage

 

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Your bid for Nae'blis? Truly?

 

--Mesaana

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