What are your views on cheesy movies?
Sincerely not Yours,
Thankfully free of Semirhage
Dear whatever your name is,
Cheesy movies? If by â€œcheesyâ€ you mean â€œScary Movie 4,â€ I love them! Not the content, naturally; they are far too full of idiotic humor to keep my attention for very long. I find them entertaining in a truly mechanical capacity. You see, the fools who laugh at those movies donâ€™t take the real thing very seriously, either. It is a bit desensitizing to the general populace, thus making it easier on the rest of us. The need to be increasingly creative becomes more intrinsic and less necessity. Torture and depravity are far more entertaining when Iâ€™m not being forced to it.
On a lighter note, the â€œclassicâ€ cheesy movies like Hot Shots and Airplane are absolute quote magnets and even in my most creative moments, Iâ€™ve caught the phrase â€œand donâ€™t call me Shirleyâ€ crossing my lips. Picture, if you will, a scrawny Andorian noble stretched on the rack, trying to appeal to my better nature with a plea of, â€œsurely thereâ€™s some good left in you!â€ I wasnâ€™t able to answer for a moment or two as a few of my Children twisted the ropes a bit tighter, but once his screams died down I could only answer, â€œIâ€™m very good at my job, if that counts. And donâ€™t call me Shirley.â€
He didnâ€™t find that as entertaining as I did for some strange reason.
Maybe it was the three additional clicks the Children stretched the ropes, though.
BTW (love these little shortcuts you people take these days), is anyone ever really â€œfreeâ€ of Semirhage? I know I donâ€™t let my toys leave me, I doubt very seriously she does, either. Watch your head, whatever your name is. Itâ€™ll be a trophy soon enoughâ€¦
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