Demandred,

Which female Chosen would you marry, which would you murder and which would you boink?  (I guess the rest of the Chosen can answer this as well). Curious in Illian 

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(bi-)Curious,

Marry, Murder, “Boink,†is one of my favorite bar games. Now, the truth is that I would murder ALL of the female Chosen at the drop of JT’s favorite hat. HOWEVER, let us review each in turn, and I’ll tell you which I would prefer to marry or “boink†before killing, and why.

Lanfear. Not that her ego needs to hear it again, but Lanfear is hotter than Scarlet Johanssen in a wet t-shirt. Unfortunately for her, I am tired of getting Lews Therin’s sloppy seconds. Lanfear won’t be getting any of THIS manhunk before she dies.

Semirhage. I prefer to deal pain, not feel pain. Semi’s dead, with no lovin’ from teh Sexy.

Mesaana. While the naughty teacher thing is pretty hot, I am not going near anything that Shaidar Haran has been playing with. He’ll probably take care of her murder, as well.

Aran'gar. She used to be a man, and (unlike Asmodean), I don’t swing that way. Off with her/his head.

Moghedien. Moghedi-who? This little spider is too sneaky and reticent for my tastes. I prefer a woman who isn’t afraid to show her face in an intimidating situation. After all, due to my good looks, intelligence, and power, I am a pretty intimidating guy.

Graendal. Now THIS woman knows how to have a good time. Her penchant for playthings, that nearly see-through streith gown, and her big bazongas make her my number one choice for a thorough boinking.

Cyndane. She's Lanfear in a new body, so Lews hasn't been there first, and I am sure Moridin wouldn’t mind handing the cour’souvra over to me at our wedding. But really, she’s exactly what I want in a wife – she’s completely controllable.  Oh honey? The game is on, and I want a beer and a blo… bologna sandwich, asap.

- Demandred