I'm friends with everyone. I'm just that lovely. Or I thought I was, based on this everyone is completely suspicious of me. Perhaps that is only Mafia, that is what I'm hoping at least.

Nope still on my 100% village record. You must jelly to meet the real deal. I'm just pointing out in my inconsistent tone that clearing some for early game posting and throwing shade on others in early game yourself kind of seems a bit strange. I guess tone is important but that is tricky if you don't have a baseline. Is Lenlo always so detached "this is not important" vibe? I have no idea. But people do have to stir or nothing happens.

A joke vote for Zander? No vote for Zander is ever wasted. Lenlo and Shad backing each other up on their suspicion of me. People unnecessarily clearing Turin as it is early doors, but casting shade on others. Seems like it would be too obvious to be Shad, Lenlo, Turin. Too obvious for anyone but wolves to do. Meh til end of day this all useless anyway. Wish I knew why everyone on first meeting thinks I'm as sus af. I though I made a good first impression. Well, if you mislynch me (misairlock me?) at least I'll get that "I told you so" that looked like was all I was getting last game and then you never even gave me that. Cos you are all mean.

Lol, And so it begins. So, voting for someone who isn't Turin or Zander. Tell me, Shad_, when did you realize you were Mafia? Was this something you saw a long time coming or was it sudden, like a bolt out of the blue?

We'll get to the actual game at some point? Nah.

Don't think that this Zander-Gudrean combo is good. Must break it up with awesome serenading, irresistable love sing incoming.

I thought taht was Turin trying to avoid being NKd. Or you mean he was serious? For realsies?

Well. I think my work here is done, having started a chain of consequences that will end on Zander's wolfy hide being skinned and nailed to the spaceship door. I'm going to bed. Don't do anything I wouldn't. Also, if Turin isn't doing his "oh look I'm so shady" so he doesn't get N1 NKd, does that mean he is a wolf? Asking for a friend.

Sorry, apparently I keep missing the quote button. As an added part of the game, you have to guess who I am talking to. o.O

Me, there are wolves in this game? I thought the point was to kill you and Turin. Need to go back over the rules, maybe I missed something.

Gudrean sounds sus. Comes from having a wolf in your pocket all day.

Glad we got that out of the way, now I can relax. So Zander on a scale of 1 to Wolf, how mafia are you this game?

I know he deserves it, but I didn't vote for Turin - you must be looking into the future.

Totally sus. Hate this, throwing shade already. Obviously wolf. VOTE ZANDER

Let's use Baldrick's cunning plan. ARE YOU A GERMAN SPY? Please reply below if you are.

I'm not sure how we are going to communicate without this shared language.

Are you trying to tell me you don't have every British advert from 1990 memorized? I am disappointed.

Just to let you know, that like Murphy's, I'm not bitter.

Someone without a degree in pedantry? Whatever will we do....

Asteroids, now there was a real game.

Only a Jam Tart would want maroon.

Make Zander red. Red is sus.

Purple, please.

Just want to let you know that I won't be looking for revenge against you and Turin. If I regrettably have to vote for you it will be only in the best interests of Town and I will be really reluctant to do so. VOTE ZANDER VOTE TURIN Sorry was checking the hot keys were set up correctly.

He is going to be even worse with a bigger audience, isn't he? Sure will be a shame to make him a D1 lunch. I'm already choked up at the thought.