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paetric

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  1. my mom sent me this spam so i spam it here.

     

     

     

    IMPORTANT HEALTH MESSAGE:

     

    As I was lying in bed watching the clouds go by, and pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the Tortoise life for me!

     

     

    1. If walking is good for your health, the Postman would be immortal!

     

     

     

     

    2. A Whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and yet it is fat!

     

     

    3. A Rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years!

     

     

    4. A Tortoise doesn't run. In fact, it does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years!

     

     

    And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so!

     

     

    I'm retired. Go around me!

     

    Yeah all of our postmen are chubby.

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