Trolloc Sexah!

[Nynaeve]

AND WHY THE HELL NOT

[Nargbert]

I was juggling Ryan Gosling?!? ... I am ok with that.

 

Firefly? I call being Inara!

[Nynaeve]

lol why?

[Nargbert]

So I can steal money when guys try to sleep with me. Why else?

[Nynaeve]

So the sleeping with men part is okay with you? noted.

[Nargbert]

Nope... it's a scam... inject them with a dormant plague... threaten to activate it if they tell anyone what has happened... then run off with the money. They never show inara actually hooking up now do they? Now you know why!

[Noggy]

Pff! Inara hooks up with Noggy all the time! We are talking about my left hand, right? Noggy named his left hand 'Inara'.

 

*stirs nacho sauce with Inara*

 

WHAT???

[Nargbert]

I thought your right hand was named inara and your left hand was named Bob?

[Nynaeve]

My shoulders are sore. Which of you boys wants to eat me and put me out of my misery? :P

[Nargbert]

*sniffs* I don't know.... smell a little clean...

[Noggy]

*twaps Narg with Bob*

 

Don't speak of Bob with such disdain! 

 

*eats Nyna*

 

I dunno, she tasted a little bit like a root beer float...but not a regular one. More like a root beer float that is blended with veal and chicken livers. And taco seasoning. Not sure where that's coming from. But not bad. 

 

*picks teeth with a toothpick*

[Nargbert]

I hope it was bad veal. And you left Narg none? That was inconsiderate. *reaches into Noggy and grabs some* hmmm... not bad

[Nynaeve]

Noggy was never good with sharing. Unless it's farts. That is something he's usually generous about.