Trolloc Sexah!

[Nynaeve]

Nargie! Noggy!

 

Come here guys. I want you to remind people what the Shadowspawn are all about. 

 

I've made Accepted salad. It's very colorful.

[Nargbert]

Oh good! It's still moving! *eats* did we bring over the nacho chips?

 

And did you just call narg shadow spawn?? I Will have you know narg is full beefcake with a great stench... ok, eagle cake... not beef...

 

*nibbles a novice leg*

[Nynaeve]

You got chicken legs :P

[Nynaeve]

The nacho cheese is now goo. You can use it as dip.

[Nargbert]

Ahh, but they are the legs of one heck of a chicken!

 

It's goo now?? What did you do in it???

[Nynaeve]

Horrible things. But I'm pretty sure Noggy will still eat it.

[Nargbert]

So, "enhanced" the flavor huh? *dips an accepted*

 

Hmmm, *dips nyna and eats* tasty!

[Nynaeve]

I wonder where our love child has run off to after all these years. 

 

Marizza! xD

[Nargbert]

Whoa whoa... I know nothing about that love child... Just because it came out with a beak doesn't mean I had anything to do with making it...

 

Unless you took advantage of me. I would be ok with that.

[Noggy]

*sniffs*

 

This place smells...familiar. 

 

*farts*

 

Now it smells REALLY familiar. 

 

But something's not quite right. Whenever I mention Roka's name, people don't start rolling on the floor laughing. They just kind of stare at you and scratch their heads.

[Nynaeve]

I still laugh, if not roll as much.

[Nynaeve]

Marizza didn't have a beak. She was wolfie. But with pink tail feathers lol

[Noggy]

O_O

 

It wasn't me!

[Noggy]

I am a wolf with wolf feathers...

[Noggy]

Something isn't right here...

 

When I order people around and command them to lick my boots, they mock me and try to set me on fire. It's like I never left!

[Nynaeve]

I'll set you on fire when you attempt to leave lol  otherwise it's counterproductive.

[Noggy]

I'll never leave. Never have, never will. There may be a few years between my posts, but still technically here. *nods*

[Nynaeve]

*laughs*

 

<3 I missed your smelly butt

[Nargbert]

You missed sniffing his butt?? Wow.... Just wow...

 

And Noggy, your biggest problem is giving orders... Just take what you want instead of telling them to give it to you.

[Noggy]

And so what if she missed sniffing my butt? Some people juggle geese!

[Nynaeve]

Hand to god. Geese... they were juggled!

[Nargbert]

I told you it is mallards, not geese!

[Noggy]

They were baby geese! Goslings!

[Nynaeve]

Mallard is tasty.

[Nynaeve]

Dude you're making me want to rewatch Firefly.