Gossip Ghul - June 16th, 2014 edition

[NargtheTrolloc]

GOSSIP GHUL PRESENTS:

 

This was never the way I planned
Totes not my intention!
I got so brave, drink in hand
Like Hax, Lost my discretion

It's not what
I'm used to
No Dav, I don't wanna try u on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a Fade and I liked it
The taste of dry cracked chopsticks
I kissed a Fade just to try it
I hope Leelou don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so vile
Might just throw up tonight
I kissed a Fade and I liked it
I LIKED IT!


No I don't even know your race
It doesn't matter
You're my whitey pasty game
Just human nature

It's not what
Good ewoks do
Not how they should behave
My head gets
So confused
Hard to poop


I kissed a Fade and I liked it
The taste of Barm's cherry chapstick
I kissed a Fade just to try it
I hope Lily don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so vile
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Fade and I liked it
I LIKED IT!


Us girls and Verb - so pitiful
Coarse skin, fat lips, so visible
Hard to resist so creepable
Not bad enough to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's pretty gross


I kissed a Fade and I liked it
The taste of Rey's butt ticks
I kissed a Fade just to try it
I don't care if Basel minds it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's getting lucky tonight
I kissed a Fade and I liked it
I L-I-K-E-D I-T!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And you join me again in the beginning of what’s likely to be another horrid week. It’s still June. It’s still Shayol Ghul and I’m still talking! So this can’t possibly be good. Don’t panic, though. We’re still between “grab your kids and run” to “ditch the kids, you can always have more.” So nothing is set in stone. We can all relax for the time being.

 

 

So what’s new in Shayo Ghul this week? Not a whole lot! There was some in depth debate about Krak’s handle. Really, guys, top notch. We’re also guessing boardgames. Project WT 2.0 is well on it’s way! Start practicing your curtseys!

 

 

There seems to be an epidemic of those mafia games sign ups too. Invitation to play in the Black Tower? No thanks, I rather catch herpes the old fashioned way. Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Someone needs to let her know that name strikes fear in no one’s heart.  ABBA – Archer vs. Breaking bad vs. Anchorman vs. I don’t give a flying f**k. Try saying that three times real fast. Or you know, just the one and REALLY slowly.

 

 

Jenn’s relationship with Leelou is blooming, to Verbal’s dismay. He built a little shrine for Jenn where he sits all day, cutting Leelou’s head off from pictures and setting them on fire. He’s picked up reading voodoo for dummies. Luckily he hasn’t managed to make out much of it so Leelou should be safe for now.

 

 

Jelly is finally gone. Part of me is relieved. The other part is also relieved.

 

 

Hallia is apparently a goat. Who knew.

 

 

I guess that means Hax is a pig.

 

 

Rey is a lama.

 

 

Wombat is… well, a laconic wombat?

 

 

 

 

Fun discoveries all around!!!

 

[Leelou]

Me 'n Jenn 4 eva!

[Moon Sedai]

I take it Narg doesn't like Mafia.

[Davrick]

O.O