Bad Jokes

[Wren of the Brown]

I have a thing for jokes that don't hold up under their own weight. I also like jokes that disappoint their audiences and leave you shaking your head in frustration.

 

I'll start to give you an idea of what I mean!

 

What did Stonehenge say to the archaeologist?

Menhir own business.

 

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

 

I'm never going to the zoo again.

All they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

 

How do you make a clown cry?

You kill his family.

 

What sort of bad jokes do you know, Kinsters?

 

I'd like to avoid Nazi jokes and dead baby jokes, please.

[U4ea]

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Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse feel in the mud.

 

Want to hear a clean one?

He took a bath.