The Dark One Loves the Holidays Because...

[lolguy26]

Dr.Who is also a shadowie 

 

[Sorcha al'Parr]

the Light fades faster.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

His minions get more days off to do his deeds. 

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Traffic backs everyone up.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

It gives excuses to do things illegal or something normally not allowed.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

More time to let the video games and TVs brainwash the younger generations.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

More hot brownies to keep the Black Tower happy.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Traveling is nearly impossible. 

[Sorcha al'Parr]

There are more Shadows.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

There are many ridiculous versions of holiday songs.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Snow falls.

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Fluffy jackets and warm fires. 

[lolguy26]

nice warm fires 

[lolguy26]

a reason to wear all the nice hoodies he has somewhere in his lair 

[lolguy26]

and nice sweaters that make him the darklord hipster 

[lolguy26]

 

 

soon available in stores 

[lolguy26]

[lolguy26]

shayol ghuls Christmas carols 

 

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Everyone gets to wear the hats with strings coming out the end tat look like Mickey, Tweetie, and Ninja Turtles. Sometimes there's a whole army!

[lolguy26]

sometimes people dont believe its the same place cuz it looks so pretty

[lolguy26]

the DO loves showing off his decorating skills 

[lolguy26]

his awesome effect on SG during the holidays

 

[lolguy26]

he once allowed a certain shadowie member create a monster to attack the lighties

 

 

 

 

he was ................... SURPRISED

[lolguy26]

this is what happened when the DO got excited with Photoshop

 

[lolguy26]

DOs opinion on rand