song contest

[Liitha]

okey who in here can come up with the siliest song? *grins*

 

i came up with this one not long ago

 

I'm just a lil bumblebee

flying from bloom to bloom

drinking the nektar

and sipping the honey

of 2 dusin roses

and 5000 violets

this is my story

and no one less

but may-bee more

bzzzzzzzzzz

[Twitchy]

Ohh, Santa got ran over by a reindeer

As black and blue as a grandma who did the same

He was goin to his house on the Eve of Christmas day

Outside with clubs and brass hooves were the reindeer

Angrier then a badger in a corner

And as peeved as a mouse in a trap

Santa laughed at them and clapped

And asked how they could do that without thumbs

They glared at him with eyes of hate

“You pushed us way to hard,

You acted like we were dogs,

You used Rudolph till he dropped

And Blitzer till he popped

Now were out to go get some revenge.â€

‘Round and ‘round the house did they chase him,

With Santa fleeing faster then a cheetah

And the reindeer gaining like a car

And all the sudden bam, Santa went slam

Right into his very own sleigh

He whimpered, whined, and wept,

Crying like a little baby he kept

And suddenly, Christmas was no more.

Ohh Santa got ran over by a reindeer.

 

 

 

I'd say more, but i gtg ref.

[Roxinos]

Isn't it grandma got runover by a reindeer?

[Liitha]

hey now is this a song created by someone else?

[Twitchy]

No, I made it as an English project for winter last year. And yes, it is originally grandma got ran over by a reindeer.