Help Me Help You!

[Christine]

I R Minion. Minion Needs Job. Gimme Gimme!

[Mirshann Uuranor]

[Christine]

Mother told me to share my Miniony Love. I have to "lead an org wide event" so now I am here offering my love and minioning services.

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Ah, okay. I understand now.

Carry on!

[Elgee]

She's going cheap - I'll take 1 large cappuccino with cream for her services. That's per week, mind.

[Tigara]

Hmm what all do your minioning services encompass?

[Christine]

My Minioning services include but are not limited to: poking, prodding, teasing, torturing, killing, spilling, loving, hugging, sniffing, licking, dancing, prancing, petting, wetting, and always having quirky input.