[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you will be fine for 31 minutes. you will be dead in 32 minutes.

 

i reaaaaally love doctor who.

 

even as random and weird as the new writer is and as dopey as the new doctor is, its a great show.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

typing with a kitteh in my arms again. the purring is very nice. he hates DM

[Smiley73]

wait if he hates DM then why is he purring?

[Smiley73]

I'm just a poor boy

nobody loves me

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

to hypnotize me

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

to keep me doing what he wants or command me. he is in my arms and i am typing with one hand and this pleases him.

 

sometimes he just gets on the desk and knocks the keyboard and mouse off.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango

 

he has jumped. there is another human in the house and he will command her now.

[Smiley73]

rawr

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

he does not rawr. he mreows. and purrs. and peeps. the female hisses quite a lot. and they both speak bird and chipmunk fluently.

 

 

but no rawrs.

[Smiley73]

awwww, fine hissing is still good

WHAT IS THE FANDANGO

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's a dance

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

one of the toys my friend is wrapping just made a noise. made me remember the year i drove home with a toy that made a police siren noise, and it kept going off in the car. scared the crap out of me until i got home and figured it out.

 

that was when i used to drive fast and naughty. sirens used to worry me.

[Smiley73]

naughy naughty driving fast. That must have been fun to see. WHERE IS THAT SIREN COMING FROM??? No I'm not going insane, I'm not going crazy *check again*

[Smiley73]

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it was fun. driving fast and naughty is fun. so is driving drunk, but it is wrong. very very wrong. i am ashamed of myself for having done it so much. very ashamed.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yeah, i kept sort of starting to pull over, and the siren would stop, and id carry on passing illegally twice the limit and itd go off again. where i live you can usually drive how you want until you get killed. but it made my heart skip to hear it.

[Smiley73]

driving drunk is bad, very bad

[Smiley73]

invisible cop cars will get ya

[paetric]

If I get in the car to go to the store in the next two days, someone please balefire me.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i will not balefire you but i will try to convince you not to.

 

yes, driving drunk is very very bad. shame on me.

[paetric]

Oh wow.

 

How do you guarantee pissed off people two days before Christmas?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

aw, my friend go bye bye.

 

the children need their mommy.

[paetric]

Balefires Cindy's car next time she does such a silly thing.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Oh wow.

 

How do you guarantee pissed off people two days before Christmas?

 

 

i don't know. how do you guarantee pissed off people two days before christmas?