Helarious Ending Time!!!

[Crael123]

Well this idea came to me a few days ago so i thought it would be fun to make of funny endings for all of the characters!! I will start

 

 

[bRand][/b]

 

Rand Avi Min and Elayne are finally having that Foursome... On the Slopes of Shayol Gul

 

Rand: SEX SOUND SEX SOUND SEX SOUND

 

Avi: SEX SOUND SEX SOUND SEX SOUND

 

Elayne: hahaha looks like you guys are having fun... hahaha rand sweetheart what about Elayne?? come on we have known eachother for like-

 

Rand: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

 

Min: SEX SOUND SEX SOUND SEX SOUND

 

Shadar Haran walks up, Mesaana on his arm

 

SH: Damn Rand GET SOME!! hey mind if me and Mesaana join?? shes my bitch for a few days thanks to her failure at the White Tower. SO care if we join??

 

Rand: SEX SOUND SEX SOU- SHUT UP YOU... oh its you Shadar Haran. Whats up? Oh hey Mesaana *MASSIVE BALEFIRE TO THE FACE*

 

SH: WHAT THE HECK MAN THAT WAS MY TOY

 

Rand: I augta.. *keels over*

 

SH: what the crap man how anti climatic

 

Rand gasping with pain sorry... wound on side..

 

SH: Whatever. *TRUE POWER BALEFIRE TO THE FACES OF ALL 4*

 

SH: Hey Graendal

 

 

 

Mat

 

Mat is high seeing how he rediscovered cocaine and now drunk off his ass. He is distraught because Tuon left him for Sulcia and he didn't even get to watch. It is the eve of Tarmon Gai'don

 

MatTo talemenes: I HAATE THIS MAAAN WHY AM I SO SAD THAT SHE LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN... SHE HAD NO.. NO BOOBS... i like woman with some MEAT ON THEM as he grabs a nice fleshy woman's butt

 

Talemenes: Mat there are trollocs outside the inn.

 

Mat: F**K the world man.. we can all burn. get the soldiers to hold them off until the entire hoard is within a 5 mile radius of the inn

 

Talemenes: they already are. stupid.

 

Mat: Good... GOOD THING I REDISCOVERED NUCLEAR POWER BITCHESSSSS SUCK ON TH-

 

Nuke goes off. everyone dies. the end

 

 

Perrin

 

Perrin is huddled in a corner whispering to himself. Blacksmith or killer blacksmith blacksmith ax ax hammer hammer

 

Faile: Perrin. i am taking your ballz and ta'vern ness. I am leading the wolves and everyone into the last battle. k?

 

Perrin: Blacksmith ax blacksmith ax

 

Faile: I killed Mesema and had passionate sex with a bunch of Aeil guys on my own free will in my captivity.

 

Perrin: blacksmith ax hammer hammer wolf

 

Faile: Fuck you. Leaves

 

Narg comes in

 

Narg To Robert Jordan : Narg Kill??

 

RJ: yes.. yes that will do..

 

Narg: NARG KILL Guts Perrin like a fish

 

Perrin Whispering: Not.. ready.. to be.. leader.. Dies

 

RJ: yes... yes that shows him..

 

 

 

Egwene

 

 

Egwene: I realize i suck

 

*shoots herself with lightning, making a small hill of rubble next to dragonmount*

 

RJ: yes.. yes that shows her...

 

Wolf takes a dump on pile

 

Slayer takes a dump on pile

 

RJ takes a dump on pile

 

RJ: ahhh.. much better

 

 

Your turn!!!

[waffle]

You know, i´ve been kind of unsure if Sandersons style fits with wot, but your literary experiment has made me realize that his writing is superb. Thank you.

[OptimusPrime]

And the day came and past, the day that hasnt come and past yet, the day that came and past a fair while ago. Exactly how long ago can never be said, might have been yesterday or last year or several leap years ago, but meh, I digress. You get the picture. Well, on that day, a ginger lad and a cocky sonofa and a depressed mopey abouty type, they all did this thing where they fought a fight and righted wrongs and all that kinda stuff, and when they were finished everything was sorted and that, and they went home and chilled out in front of the fire and lit a pipe.

 

Bedtime story, from Tam al'Thor to his grandchildren

[Crael123]

You know, i´ve been kind of unsure if Sandersons style fits with wot, but your literary experiment has made me realize that his writing is superb. Thank you.

 

I know i should be offended by this but that made my day

[Crael123]

And Drekka... yes. thats all that needs to be said

[Aye said I]

could always be the whole lot of them being balefired back to Winternight in the Two Rivers...