Alivia's help

[Luckers]

Rand has grown absurd about it, but that could just be his tenuous grip on sanity at work. Remember he is under a whole bucketload of presure in his own right.

[OzzieAlThor]

It's Rand's way of keeping what little he can of who he was from the Two Rivers.

 

Except he's 22 and and got a major temper and a stubborn streak. So he takes it too far and won't let anyone suggest differently.

 

He's young, focused, hot-headed and not giving himself a chance to step back and take a breath.

 

Any of us do that and we start stressing or making stupid decisions too. WE however won't bring the destruction of us all if we spaz out at the wrong time.

 

Ah... being the most powerful man in the world seems to have it's downfalls. :D

[Luckers]

But on the plus side, imagine the parties he gets invited to...

[OzzieAlThor]

But on the plus side' date=' imagine the parties he gets invited to...[/quote']

 

Indeed.

 

Better yet, he's got 3 hot chicks all over him too.

[Luckers]

I don't see the appeal... Myrelle with her three 'husbands' on the other hand. :)

[OzzieAlThor]

All a bunch of polygamists if you ask me.

 

HEATHANS!

 

I think Mat's line on this is perfect and can be applied to either wives or husbands:

 

2 wives?! That man is either the luckiest man in the world or the biggest fool since creation.

 

:lol:

[Luckers]

Heathens? The Christians did their fair share of polygamizing... heh.

 

I love Oscar Wilde's comment. Bigamy is one wife too many, but then so is monogamy.

[RobertAlexWillis]

I love George Carlin's:

 

"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him. . . is he still wrong?"

 

Two wives ... twice as wrong.

[Luckers]

Lol. That's quality.

[OzzieAlThor]

I love George Carlin's:

 

"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him. . . is he still wrong?"

 

Two wives ... twice as wrong.

 

The answer is "Yes if you're married to Nynave".

 

Next question please.

[Guest Majsju]

Back on topic.

[Luckers]

Gender examination in the world of the Wheel of Time is in some way not on topic now? You do know the premise of the series, right?

[RobertAlexWillis]

The Thread weaves as the Thread wills, Maj .... but since you insist ...

 

 

Alivia will help Rand die by hitting him in the head very hard with a hammer.

[drakhon]

Alivia will help Rand die by hitting him in the head very hard with a hammer.

 

What type of hammer? Whether Alivia uses a war hammer or something like a ball-peen hammer can have dire ramifications on the outcome of the story.

 

Also, I hate how just pressing "Quote" doesn't work properly.

[Luckers]

The hammer will be called Mjolner.

[RobertAlexWillis]

A giant rubber mallet. See, rubber gets invented at the school in Cairhien, and Alivia uses it on Rand in a demonstration for the Dark One after they enter his prison. The Dark One is so intrigued by the new substance that he forgets to hold the Bore open, and then it gets resealed with, you guessed it, a rubber seal.

 

Rubber kicks cuendillar's sorry can.

[drakhon]

Yes, but duct tape is the ultimate in sealing technology.

[Luckers]

Dude, Duct Tape holds the universe together... keeping the Dark One out with it will be easy.

[murali284]

What about body hair? nothing chokes a bath tub like accumulated body hair

[RobertAlexWillis]

Amazing ....

 

See what putting us back on topic does, Maj? Now we're discussing the Creator's body hair.