Who the heck am I?

[Owayn The Traveller]

I aint no Seanchan (pleated) skirt either!

I ain't no ta'veren either.

 

I'm from the westlands by the by.

[aunt_pol]

Hmmm... What's your day job, then?

[Owayn The Traveller]

I work with animals among other things. Been neglecting that of late though.

[aunt_pol]

A lapsed smith, no?

[Owayn The Traveller]

Ah I aint that curely haired lummox either. I'm quite good with a bow, not the best though.

[aunt_pol]

You're not Mat? I didn't mention him at the beginning for fear of it just being too obvious...

[Owayn The Traveller]

I am not him but I know him quite well. I'm not a youngin but rather have a few years behind me.

 

Is it getting frustrating Pol? Look at my smiley face there.

[aunt_pol]

Don't you smirk at me, this is WoTworld, you've not been invented yet! Stick that in your stack and smoke it!

 

*folds arms*

 

Now don't be so feckin smug, go next door and see how well you fare with my whodunnit, it's a good one. That'll cool your whisht for ya.

[Owayn The Traveller]

What! I think you'll find me somewhere between Tear and Cairiehin and I'm just waiting for people to relise how I'm a really useful engine.

 

Okay I know at least one ta'veren, I know horses, I'm not young, I'm good with a bow, I work with animals amoung other things and I've spent some time living rough recently and I went and a fairly long journey during the course of the books also.

[aunt_pol]

well you smartarse, it's bloody Tam al'Thor and you gave a slippery Aes Sedai answer to my 'ta'veren-poppa' question above!!!! Gaaah!

[aunt_pol]

Ey if it's Abell Cauthon you near as dammit lied to me up there! For shame, Thomas, for shame.

[Owayn The Traveller]

Okay I am not Tam but your very close, so very close. It was a hard question to answer without giving it away.

[aunt_pol]

I want a trophy. Haral Luhhan.

[The Fisher King]

How bout if we let you braid your hair on Bel Tine (or is it Winternight?) instead???

 

 

 

Fish

[Owayn The Traveller]

Phaw! Pol I know horseflesh, horseflesh. I aint no blacksmith, I love cows! And Fish my boy don't encourage her.

[aunt_pol]

Alright, cadsuane, don't get your knickers in a twist. Give me a minute to do some deep breathing exercises.

 

(no southern comfort in the house)

[Owayn The Traveller]

Southern comfort and red lemonade. Mmmmmm

[aunt_pol]

God no, grapefruit juice.

[Owayn The Traveller]

I just relised you guessed it right there with Abell. I read Tam al'Thor. I was wondering how you weren't getting it. Sorry. Am I forgiven? Never tried it with that, to be honest I try not to drink it anymore, goes down to smooth. Myself and a friend got ourselves rightly twisted the last time, thank god it was just at my house and we had the other halves to help out.

 

I think Ive revealed too much now.

 

Actually just missed that whole post when you got it right there.

[aunt_pol]

Yes. Yes, you probably have. I drink it that way A cos it's yummy and B cos the super vitC I think helps ward off stinky hangovers.

 

Anyhoo: yes I'll forgive you. I assumed you knew that Mat was most people's fave wheel twister... All's well that ends well.

[Owayn The Traveller]

Come on Rand must be.

[aunt_pol]

Yeah, but Mat has all the fun!!

[The Fisher King]

''Tragic'' is an excellent word for me and my storyline. I appreared in only one book in the entire series yet still made a big impression. I had a friend who swears alot. ALOT, LoL!

 

 

 

Fish

[Hybrid]

That's a good one. I've been thinking about it for the past half hour or so... I'm gonna guess Ingtar, and the friend is Uno.

[The Fisher King]

That's a good one. I've been thinking about it for the past half hour or so... I'm gonna guess Ingtar, and the friend is Uno.

 

 

Thanks for the compliment, and, yes, it surely IS our old friend Ingtar...I miss him :(

 

 

Fish