Fake reviews of Way of Kings on Amazon

[TheBeerPatriot]

I know Brandon mentioned this on on of his Way of Kings-related posts, but I just stumbled across it now.  If you haven't seen it before and are looking for a good laugh(s), check it out:

http://www.amazon.com/Way-Kings-Stormlight-Archive/product-reviews/0765326353/ref=pd_sim_b_cm_cr_acr_txt_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

 

I'm not sure if those reviews will be wiped out when Way of Kings is released on 8/31, so check it out soon

[JenniferL]

Yeah, Tor is working on removing them. So read now while you can.

[jemron]

You would think BWS would have an archive of these somewhere.  Maybe he'll post them someday.

[Hallow]

Have to say that some of them were a laugh.

 

I found the strong anti-lettuce themes in this book immensely emotionally disturbing. As a stegasaurus this put me off my food for weeks and will require immense therapy to overcome.

 

The frequent overuse of gorey, violent ketchup was obviously the product of a twisted mind.

 

Not a book for children or eaters-of-food.

[TheBeerPatriot]

You would think BWS would have an archive of these somewhere.  Maybe he'll post them someday.

Actually, I recently noticed he has some Twitter posts related to the fake reviews on his site:

http://www.brandonsanderson.com/book/The-Way-of-Kings/page/59/Fake-Twitter-Reviews-of-the-Way-of-Kings

 

This one's good:

jeremy208: #FakeKings Wow, the world's first fantasy novel written in 3-D!. The words literally jump off the page. The fight scenes gave me bruises. Ow!

Makes me want to get a Twitter account ;)