Honeymoon

[reyler]

*sends Toy for a drug test*

[Toy and Minion]

I failed that one too.  They didn't even give me a grade, just sent for the police.

[reyler]

Ooh, police beatings! *documents Toy's bruises*

[Toy and Minion]

Oh, they didn't beat me.  They just gave me a...TICKET!

[reyler]

Well scratch it off and see if you're a winner!

[Toy and Minion]

It's actually to the carnival.

[reyler]

Hm, definitely not a winner, then.

[Toy and Minion]

Meh.  the spaceship ride is always fun.

[cosmicpanda]

I prefer spacecows.

[Toy and Minion]

But their milk is all spoiled.

[cosmicpanda]

What milk?

 

But you see, spaceships are so overdone. Cars, too. We need, like, horses and things. Only, horses have been done too. This got me thinking... what's a mode of transport that's in need of a revival?

 

Yes!

 

Cows!

 

Or oxen, if you prefer.

[Toy and Minion]

How about pet rocks?

[mmeeshal]

I think it would be fun to fly around on dishwashers.

[Toy and Minion]

I'm pretty sure that's been done.

[mmeeshal]

*thinks*

I'm not that clever... I was thinking of my clay pet Bob.... Although he's kind of dusty.

I've had him for years.

 

Real pic:

 

[Toy and Minion]

I had something similar.  Only a bit smaller, more spherical, and a combination of whites, reds, browns, and greys.

[mmeeshal]

Well... I didn't have time to get detail shots... he has eyes and a nose, created by my fingernails.  And he has Bob written on his back.  By my fingernails.

 

He's getting old and bent, though.  Poor Bob.

[Toy and Minion]

That's what he gets for living under your bed.

[mmeeshal]

In a basket on top of my desk.  And the basket needs to be put back in circulation.

[Toy and Minion]

Well, same thing really.  Maybe he should get a job.

[mmeeshal]

As a ferry?

[Toy and Minion]

The blob.

[mmeeshal]

Bob the Blob... it has a ring to it.

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, he should get a job.

[mmeeshal]

Will you be his agent?