Honeymoon

[mmeeshal]

Pfft.

 

I think that reyler puts her head in her hands daily, in embarrassment for knowing me.

[reyler]

So often that my scalp is developing calluses.

[mmeeshal]

See?

 

How could SHE be The System?

 

Her claws cannot be in me.  If they were, that would mean she's a total failure.

[reyler]

Oh don't get me wrong, I've still got my claws in you, but only until I find your liver, then I'll be done.

[Korin Caylin]

Hey... I thought you left livers alone unless one of Gwampy's were failing.

[reyler]

No innard is safe in my path, just ask what's left of Barm.

[Korin Caylin]

I can't find him any more.

[reyler]

That's because he don't come here no more nope nope.

[Korin Caylin]

Why not?!

[Blig Blog]

Did you cut off her ears as they would never be clean again?

Yup, and then I took them to that Volcano on the Lord of the Rings and tossed them in.

[Korin Caylin]

Well I took your lost digits and forged the bones there into the earrings of power!!!

[Blig Blog]

Well that's just down right evil...you bastard... :'(

[Korin Caylin]

*gives Blibby earrings* Thar ye go. Those are your thumb knuckles.

[Blig Blog]

Hey! I needed those where they were! *smites Korin into the realm of Oblivion*

[Korin Caylin]

*rides the Clanfear* Yeeehaw! I demand ye take me to your leader!

[Blig Blog]

Septim's dead.  :P

[Korin Caylin]

I know. He turned into a birdy and fought Mehrunes Dagon. I want to go to a different Daedric Lord. Duh.

[Blig Blog]

I was talking about the Septim whose voice was done by Patrick Stewart...not Martin...or whatever it was. Why not go to the one that plays pranks all the time? He's always a fun chap.

[Korin Caylin]

Silly Blibby. I kept trying to kill him but that's against the game's rules. :'(

 

I liked Morrowind's story better, and it's take on abilities and rules. Oblivion just had advanced game physics and fighting.

[Blig Blog]

I HATE the fighting in Morrowind! I can't kill anyone! I don't know if I'm hitting anything most of the time anyways!  >:(

[Korin Caylin]

You have to have high agility... Which was hard to get without compromising all of your other abilities. :(

 

But the storyline was awesome and the amount of skills and attributes.

[Blig Blog]

I...just got to that part where that dude fell out of the sky. I quit not long after that because I couldn't kill anything!  >:(

[Korin Caylin]

You have to have agility to hit. Strength for damage. Endurance for health. Speed to be able to run away. Don't let your fatigue get low. Practice your skills on weak monsters first. Or just cast spells all day. Get your magical abilities quick and then be able to levitate! Whooo!

 

I hate Umbra. He's too strong. Umbra destroys me easily.

[Blig Blog]

Isn't Umbra in Oblivion? I think she's a woman in Oblivion...she was farely easy to kill. *nods*

[Korin Caylin]

Umbra was in both and in Morrowind he was an orc in full orc armor, which was one of the best armors. He had his sword Umbra, and the most powerful melee skills ever and most people beat him by exploiting horrible AI.