Honeymoon

[Barmacral]

Have you introduced them to any other watermelon families?

[FallingBullets]

oh.... and hears me thinking you were a horticulturist... damn my sensabilities

[Raena]

No, I'm keeping my babies locked up in a box.

[Barmacral]

And what if they rot?

[Raena]

I can take better care of them than that  ::)

[FallingBullets]

*passes a wateringcan*

[Barmacral]

Suuuuure... I saw how you treated those clementines.

[FallingBullets]

what? Im innocent, I swear....

[Barmacral]

Of course you are, I was talking to Raena.

[Raena]

They wanted to be eaten!

[FallingBullets]

anything would want to be eaten by you....

[Barmacral]

She's a biter.

[reyler]

Erm, Rae, you ate the watermelons. You shared them with everybody, as I recall.

[Barmacral]

What a heartless mother. I feel sorry for any human children she might have.

[reyler]

Human flesh is better than watermelon flesh because it isn't full of seeds.

[Barmacral]

You can get seedless watermelons too. And it kinda depends on which part of the human you are eating.

[reyler]

I'm not much for organs, only muscle tissue, so I don't think I'd need to worry.

[Barmacral]

You know, they don't have the same names for their steak cuts in Sweden. I was asking for Sirloin or New York Strip and getting a blank stare.

[reyler]

Good thing for me that I only eat cowflesh if it be a burger.

[Barmacral]

I ended up getting this really really thin steak cut, which I didn't realize until after I got it into the frying pan that it was 5 super thin cuts and not just 1 decently thick one.

[reyler]

Oh, the kind of steak that you make masks out of *nods*

[Barmacral]

Yeah, about that thick and the right shape for it too.

[reyler]

*recalls The Cable Guy* "Silence... of the Laaaambs"

[Barmacral]

The cable guy freaked me out. I mean, what if he's my cable guy? What then?

[reyler]

That was an underrated movie. I keep seeing it for sale cheap at the grocery store, but for some reason I never pick it up. Subconscious aversion to Matthew Broderick, maybe.