Honeymoon

[reyler]

*pins Zy in a box like a butterfly*

[Zylazlo-]

But... but... what if I have to go to the bathroom!?

[reyler]

*diapers Zy* Just don't expect me to change it.

[Zylazlo-]

Let's get one thing straight! I don't want you close to my goodie bits! You're evil! *feaR*

[reyler]

Only a few more posts until I'm back on page one where I belong! *mutters about how she ought to be right behind Cleo in post count*

[Zylazlo-]

*has no idea where he is on the count and won't see so we won't go pack to the frenzy...*

[reyler]

You're at around 6300 I think. I'm around 5755, but I'd be around 9200 if not for the admins turning off Fiddles' post count last year.

[Zylazlo-]

Damn... I'm hot stuff! And yea I remember when they turned it off when we changed boards... for no reason... but I lost like 1000 posts once... the most I had posted in a week and BAM! It was all erased...

[reyler]

PAGE ONE AGAIN BITCHES  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

ELGEE I'M COMING FOR YOU

 

That might have been last March when the server crashed. I know I lost some posts then, though nowhere near 1000, since I hadn't started posting in Fiddles at the time. I also haven't been able to upload anything to my gallery since then, but I haven't done anything WoT related since August of last year anyway.

[Zylazlo-]

Pffttt, the last thing WoT related for me was like... 2 yrs ago? My only string with wot is this forum

[reyler]

Same for me! I don't really think about WoT at all these days, but it brought me here to Fiddles, which is the really important thing.

[Zylazlo-]

Exactly! Without Fiddles I probably you know... would've done better in some classes  :P. I'm pretty sure there were some good things that came because of Fiddles besides fun... I just can't remember now. Darn crazy Uni classes though...

[reyler]

I kind of wish I were back in school  :'( I've almost forgotten all the stuff that sucked, at which point I will be left with a harshly misplaced nostalgia for the experience.

[Zylazlo-]

You forgot the things that sucked!? DAAMNNN you must be like 1000 yrs old! I could never forget... never forget...

[Toy and Minion]

It's quite a list really:

 

Vacuums

Octopus

Sucker Fish

Opening in a flying airplane

Whirlpool

Black Hole

People with straws

 

I could go on.

[Zylazlo-]

Please do.

[reyler]

I could add a few suggestions, but then knowing my luck that would be when an admin decided to drop in on us to see how we were doing and generally to acknowledge us for the first time in the history of DM.

[Zylazlo-]

We're the amoeba of DM... we're like the white people at a rap concert... or normal people at a dog show... or chicken in a vegetarian diet...

 

                                We Are The Forgotten.

[reyler]

If we're amoebas then doesn't that mean we devour whatever we touch?

[Zylazlo-]

We're a confined amoeba, you know to the Fiddlesticks container.

[reyler]

I don't much care for being a lab sample, I think we should conquer all of Dragonmount and force our newly-taken slaves to mud-wrestle.

[Zylazlo-]

Only down-side is that most of the DM community isn't mud-wrestling community material... y'know... the hotness factor.

[reyler]

Hush now, we're not supposed to acknowledge the negative attractiveness of our fellows. Dibs on Cadsuane, though.

[Zylazlo-]

But it's totally common knowledge... *has no idea if Cadsuane is is mud wrestling material or not*

[reyler]

I dunno, but everybody is always talking about her legs.