Secrets --+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+-- Revealed

[Locke]

2+2=Fish.

[ed2funy]

2+2=5 silly.

[Locke]

Look, if 2+2= anything other than fish, than 2+2=17.

 

Also, 1+1=Window

[ed2funy]

The only thing that equals 17 is your face+6+6+6. :P

 

2+2 has been proven to equal 5.

 

And 3+3=Talya.

[Locke]

The only thing that equals 17 is your face+6+6+6. :P

Nonsense. EVERYTHING equals 17.

 

2+2 has been proven to equal 5.

A simple bit of adding shows it to clearly be fish.

 

And 3+3=Talya.

3+3=8, Ed......

[ed2funy]

*sigh*

Go read 1984 youngun.

Although...you may have...I know some people haven't. -_-

 

also...3+3=Talya! Don't be craZy...

[Locke]

7+7=Triangle

 

THESE ARE THE ARTS OF ADDITION. DON'T DENY IT!

[ed2funy]

I will concede the Triangle, but not Talya or 5.

[Locke]

Good, that's a start.  Now then, who authorized the goldfish?

[ed2funy]

It was the tire obviously.

[Locke]

*glares at the tire, attempting to melt it by sheer force of will*

[ed2funy]

*heats up the tire with Fire so Locke won't cry*

[Locke]

*is satisfied*  If you stare at anything long enough it'll do what you want.

[ed2funy]

*pats Locke*

Of course.

:)

[Locke]

For example, if you drop a pencil, you can stare at it, and it will come back to you.  Same thing with a door you want to open.  It's great!

[ed2funy]

*presses the red button under the desk*

[Locke]

*presses the grey button on his desk* The answer is 17!

[ed2funy]

*42 canaries attack Locke*

[Locke]

*17 platypuses defend him*

[ed2funy]

42 Canaries die.

0 Platypuses die.

 

17 Canaries Kill Ed.

[Jessibelle]

*makes a bowl of popcorn, sits back and proceeds to watch the fight*

[ed2funy]

No fight. He is dead. :D

[Locke]

Nice try Ed.

[ed2funy]

;)

[Locke]

The dead man winks! :o