I have a key

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

So where is the Locke?

 

I figured you needed a Pete-made thread.

[Locke]

Dunno.  Haven't seen a lock the shape of THAT key. ;)

 

Thanks Pete. :D

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Well clearly you haven't been to the very back, and very dark, isles of your local hardware store. You know where they sell the flying broom mounts, the spell book stands, etc.

 

No problem btw.

[Locke]

Ah yes, I've always sent underlings in instead.

 

Well, seeing as it's National Start a Thread in Someone's Honour Week....

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

I just saw the thread title, I'm going to check it out, but I wanted to reply to you first over here.

 

I noticed the underlings in the shop yesterday, they were asking for ravens and writing desks.

[Locke]

I made one for Meesh too even though she's away from the BT and most of DM.

 

...Um yeah, well some of them have their own goals of course.....

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Why does all the good help have ulterior motives?

 

I know it is kind of sad that she doesn't post much around here.

[Locke]

Too many candy canes I suppose.

 

Indeed.  But hopefully she'll come back eventually.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Maybe we should give them some splenda and egg nog.

 

She will, we are to magnetic.

[Locke]

With a touch of cinnamon.

 

Doesn't she need to be magnetic too though?

 

Speaking of which, my brother and I were searching online for magnets.  We found one that had an 850 pound pull force....

 

We ended up getting one closer to 200. :D

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

She is magnetic she is Meesh. I believe she is a superhero, and hides her costume in her closet. When night comes she flies around and saves Iowans from lameness.

 

850 pounds, you would be really magnetic then.

[Locke]

*wipes tears from his eyes and laughs*  That is amazing Pete.  And likely true. :D

 

The possibilities are scary.

 

~Oh wait, this is my thread....~

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

So lets celebrate the greatness that is Locke

[Locke]

Yeah....>.>

 

:D

[Adella]

*runs in and throws confetti and runs away giggling happily*

[Locke]

Fine. Leave. :P

 

Still, the confetti's good.  So is the happiness.  *muses whilst chewing on a plastic fork*

[Adella]

*comes back with sporks, and begins stabbing them into the ground*

[Locke]

*approves*

 

*gives Adella Happy Points*

[Adella]

HOOOORAY! *finishes stabbing the ground with her sporks and steps back to look at her handy-work, which is a bunch of sporks sticking up out of the ground that spell "LOCKE ROCKS!"*

 

 

 

:D

[Locke]

It is true.  I do have a collection of rocks.

 

Now, whether or not I rock is debatable, but I'm glad you think so. :D

 

I would give out more Happy Points for that (spork words are coo-ool) but methinks it's best not to return a compliment with Happy Points.

[Adella]

No, that would make me think you were just giving them out for whoever was nice to you, rather than pure awesomeness, and pure awesomeness it always the preferred way to get any kind of points *nods*

[Locke]

My thoughts exactly. 

 

Although, I must admit, I've been rather forgetful of giving out well earned Happy Points lately.

[Adella]

That's a darn shame :o

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

But since it is Locke it is ok, because he is teh awesome.

[Locke]

It is.  Many deserving people haven't gotten there dues.

 

*edit:

 

Thanks Pete.  You have certainly not been getting your fair share of them.  *gives Pete 50 Happy Points to make up for it*