In meesh's nose

[mmeeshal]

*gets a headache in the afterlife, and a nosebleed*

[Locke]

*jumps down and up*z

[mmeeshal]

*pulls the trampoline out from underneath*

[Locke]

But the trampoline was above....

[mmeeshal]

....SPIRIT FINGERS!

[reyler]

... get into all the naughty places without being seen?

[mmeeshal]

For shame! >.>

 

Something more along the lines of jazz hands, though.

[reyler]

Jazz hands, eh? *swaps an i for that first a*

[mmeeshal]

Ew.

 

That is all. Ew.

[reyler]

Actually that could work with both a's swapped out for i's, too.

[mmeeshal]

Did I ever mention that there's the ever-so-small possibility of me getting married this summer?

 

Probably isn't gonna happen, but.... One can always hope.

[reyler]

Parents found a buyer?

[mmeeshal]

They didn't need to, they got rid of me about 2 weeks ago.

[reyler]

So you've decided to get into the mail-order bride game, eh?

[mmeeshal]

That sounds like fun, I should've done that. Would've turned out better than just plain moving out has.

[reyler]

Nobody wants a mail-order bride from Amerika, though. It's all Russians and Vietnamese and whatnot.

[mmeeshal]

I suppose you'd know, eh?

[reyler]

Wikipedia does, and that's about all the investigative research I care to attempt.

[mmeeshal]

Wikipedia LIES!

[reyler]

This is Amerika, where any source that confirms my own bias is the only arbiter of legitimate truth, whether or not they're talking out their ass.

[mmeeshal]

So that's why you're still living here. You like being right!

[reyler]

Actually that was just another one of my occasional jabs at the Fox News culture.

[mmeeshal]

I don't watch/listen to/read the news anymore. I'm lazy.

[reyler]

That's okay, they're not really a news network.

[mmeeshal]

None of them? THERE ARE NO NEWS NETWORKS ANYMORE?!?!??!