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The fish moves in mysterious ways, you must accept it and be baptized in his shining glory

once you have accepted him unto your heart, all will be revealed

 

ALL HAIL

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No!

 

Jesus is not to be confused with the fish

 

For one thing, Jesus was a man, whereas the Fish is a fish

 

*nod*

 

Here endeth the lesson

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No, the MFD is often confused with Him, but as we all know, Jesus was a pickerel. Most people thought he was a trout, the most noble of fish, but this cannot be true.  He must have been a boney fish, for when he was caught in the nets of the Apostles, they would not eat him, and they would befriend him.

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Ah, Eclipse speaks the truth, for he is the one closest to The Fish, I can do naught but tremble in his infinite wisdom of His fins, His tailbones, His remarkable flavour, and foremost, His defecation, in which he places the brunt of his blessings unto us. ALL HAIL

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No, molestation is not what the fish does.  The fish only blesses people through the honor and sacred ritual of defecation.  Hold on to hope for one day you may experience the sheer bliss of wallowing in the excrement of the MFD!

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