All your butts are belong to me!

[Korin Caylin]

Never more, quoth the raven, never more.

[reyler]

Having felled their icthian foe and consumed his thoughtmaker, the earthworms turned their attentions to the arc of pigment shining quietly in his fist

[bad company]

And there was feasting on antelope, and anchovies and orang-utan and fruit bat.......

[GrandpaG]

And the sky sank into the sea and turned it's brown waters blue.

[reyler]

The vermiform demons sought to devour the spectral light of the very rainbow, but were dismayed when the incandescence proved to be...

 

[Korin Caylin]

Hopefully it gets defeated.

[GrandpaG]

...a gaseous orb of pure thought energy radiating magnificently from the central cerebral vortex of the last of the living gnomes of archadia.

[reyler]

Initially hesitant to confront their new opposition, the worms quickly recovered their nerve when they realised their foe's only ability was the power of frigging color. Much polychromatic snacking was to ensue.

[bad company]

And there aws much celebration amongst the mice, who without letting anyone know ruled the world

[GrandpaG]

The snapdragons looked sadly toward their roots.  Our time has come.  We are at last but food for the worms.  Ashes to ashes.  Dust to dust.  Petals to...uuuhhhmmm...petals?  ???

[Korin Caylin]

I understand nothing.

[reyler]

Okay, I'm bored with this story thing now. Plus everybody keeps trying to cut in. Back to oddness.

 

So, then, I present to ye olde publick this first issue: GREEN TEA WITH HONEYSUCKLE CURES ACNE, YES OR NO?!

[mcs0083]

YES

Well, it definitely improves the condition of your face, but it isn't a cure-all. 

I'm a first hand example of it

[bad company]

Yes but only in full moonlight or it turns you green

[mcs0083]

*cough*duuuumasssss*cough*

[GrandpaG]

An herbal cure for acne?

Now you tell me!!!  >:(

Grandma told me when I was a teenager that acne was caused by playing with yourself so I had to stop!!!  >:(

How much more fun could my adolescence have been had I only known about Green Tea and Honeysuckle!!!  :o

[mcs0083]

And your Grandma was dead wrong too! :D

[bad company]

*cough*duuuumasssss*cough*

Smooth, it's called spam! You should try it sometime instead of mocking people

[mcs0083]

ME?!

MOCKING PEOPLE?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*looks at the title of the thread*

[bad company]

Spam is meant to be random, calling me a dumbass isn't random

[GrandpaG]

* randomly spams *

[bad company]

See that was random but not very entertaining

[mcs0083]

Well, if you really must know, the Squeedledorfians came from the planet of Zeidorn, though it is often thought that they come from Squeed.

[bad company]

Really, and who are their enemies

[mcs0083]

THE EVIL NARFOIDS! >:(