All your butts are belong to me!

[reyler]

Barm, come back here and spam with me. The nitrous level is dangerously low.

[mcs0083]

Pssh

I am fully capable of helping you spam reyler.

I've been to Hawaii, and eaten a can of spam at a luau.

Now why in the hell are platypuses so discriminated against?

[reyler]

Gestational bias.

[mcs0083]

I suppose so.

But I don't care about them having intercourse and laying eggs.

I just think they're awesome. Venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, egg laying mammals = AWESOMENESS!

[42Bonzo88]

    Platypus' are so sensitive. Oh! no wait. That's penguins are so sensitive. Lyle Lovett

 

Sooooo... where's the party?

[mcs0083]

It's right here man!

Where the platypuses are!

[GrandpaG]

If her majesty, sweetie, cupcake, would be so kind and gracious, we the members of the conspiracy would like to invite you to post some of your most delectable spam in the "BC ain't 'bad' Company" thread at your convenience.  Not that we'd be willing to pay or anything like that.  Just a Fiddlesticks guy thing that has evolved sort of on it's own.  Somehow, I guess BC had his feelings hurt that you had not graced his thread with your presence and it kinda grew from there into this effort to try to get you to say a word or two or maybe just leave him a smiley...please.

* looks around at his spineless co-conspirators *

* they're all running to hide in the bushes *

What a bunch of nandy-pandy CHICKENS!!!  >:(

Leaving all of the limb sacrifice up to the old fart just because I have a few spare parts left on my clones!!!  >:(

Oh, well.

It's done now.

At least I tried.

Wanna see me juggle?  8)

* hears someone whisper "what balls he has" *

[mcs0083]

Are you going to act on that ball thing Gwampy?

What if it's an innocent young woman?

Oh! What a terrible old lecher! :D

[Dread Lord McFufu]

are you actually implying that there may be innocent young women in DM?!

 

Women I can believe, even Young but Innocent?

 

A bit far fetched don't you think?

[mcs0083]

First of all I'm sure that the comment took place in the world of the amazing gleeman Gwampy.

 

As far as there being innocent women on DM, there are probably some. But I can name a few who aren't.

 

*winks at Danya and Raena*

[42Bonzo88]

    *General BC overlooking his troops* We need a volunteer for a most dangerous mission. Any volunteers please take two steps forward. *All but Grandpa G takes two steps back. Grandpa G not noticing because of the carrot stuck in his ear by one fine lady (details to come) does not notice*

    Oh, Grandpa G thanks for volunteering.

[reyler]

I somehow doubt badlumpus has feelings to hurt in the first place.

[mcs0083]

Well lets wait to see what the mission is reyler.

[GrandpaG]

* quietly suggests that 83 check the BC thread to be sure that he understands what his duties consist of as a fellow conspirator *

 

I tried, BC.

Sorry.

I don't think it worked.

Somebody else try a turn.

 

* watches the chickens scatter *

[mcs0083]

*signals to Gwampy that he does understand*

[reyler]

Do what you will, my Luftwaffe shall smite down your forces.

[42Bonzo88]

    *Runs in with a vat of rancid tapioca pudding and an armadillo and singing 'The Sleeping Scotsman' at the top of his Lungs* NOW GRANDPA G!!! ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN YOUR CHICKENS HAVE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!

 

 

    *Trips over the armadillo, smiles* oops! Exit stage right.

[GrandpaG]

* walks away, eyes downcast, shaking his head *

When will I ever learn?

 

Hey, rey, wadaya say?

Wanna play?

Tday?

I be dah gray.

ubeda splay.

webe dah trey.

OOMMPPaaapa.

BBBUUMMPPP poppa BUUMMPPPP.

spamonmibrothuh spamon.

8)

 

 

 

Yes.

I do know it was all nonsense.

That's the beauty of such a composition, duh!

::)

[bad company]

*sprays gramps with tobacco water*

[reyler]

*smashes Gwampy's emeralds into powder* You didn't need them anymore anyway.

[GrandpaG]

How shall I ever find my way back home to Kansas?  :o

[mcs0083]

Your "dousing rod" lol

[bad company]

you just have to believe then you can be the monkey you deserve to be!!

[mcs0083]

YES!

OOO! AHH! OOO! AHHH!

[bad company]

*get's hit in head by the librarian*

Shouldn't have said the m word!!