All your butts are belong to me!

[reyler]

*forms a Coalition of Pubs to keep Barm out and sober*

[Barmacral]

*breaks into them all and steals all the booze*

[reyler]

*Barm dies of sudden liver failure*

[Barmacral]

*borrows a liver from a healthy person who doesn't drink*

 

Yay! I'm back in action!

[reyler]

*Barm's body rejects the liver which spontaneously ruptures in protest of the purpose to which it was about to be put*

[Barmacral]

*steals reylers liver instead*

*discovers that it works perfectly in his own body*

[bad company]

*doesn't care* ;D

[reyler]

*her liver is a sleeper agent that taps into Barm's spinal column to take control over his body and forces him to do humiliating things*

 

*smashes badwinkle's face in with a shovel*

[Barmacral]

*is forced to throw reyler off a cliff*

 

Oops. Well, not my fault she's emo.

[reyler]

*grabs a hangglider and flies back to punt Barm's head RIGHT OFF before sailing away*

[GoodGrief]

*drops out of nowhere and collides with a hanglider on the way down*

 

Hey rey, you decided to try falling too? What's with the fancy dress?

[reyler]

*sails off on the glider while Griefy gets stuck with the hang*

[bad company]

*shoots down wierd gliding pale lady*

[reyler]

*makes an emergency crash-landing on the Statue of Liberty which she brings to life and sends on a rampage through downtown Manhattan - oh the irony!

[bad company]

*removes the feet off the statue of liberty*

[reyler]

*the statue falls over and crushes badcake flat beneath her*

[bad company]

*eats self like pancake*

[reyler]

I see you're determined to become a human Ouroboros. Good luck on that.

[bad company]

Well I'm swallowing myself

[reyler]

That's what I said.

[bad company]

Yeah but you are using annoying words to describe everything

[reyler]

It's not my fault you don't know what anything means.

[Dragon21]

always so polite smeagol....yes yes....so polite

[reyler]

*kicks Dragon into the Crack of Doom*

[bad company]

*looks in rey's arse*

What's dragon doing in there?