All your butts are belong to me!

[bad company]

*doesn't care* ;D

[reyler]

*her liver is a sleeper agent that taps into Barm's spinal column to take control over his body and forces him to do humiliating things*

 

*smashes badwinkle's face in with a shovel*

[Barmacral]

*is forced to throw reyler off a cliff*

 

Oops. Well, not my fault she's emo.

[reyler]

*grabs a hangglider and flies back to punt Barm's head RIGHT OFF before sailing away*

[GoodGrief]

*drops out of nowhere and collides with a hanglider on the way down*

 

Hey rey, you decided to try falling too? What's with the fancy dress?

[reyler]

*sails off on the glider while Griefy gets stuck with the hang*

[bad company]

*shoots down wierd gliding pale lady*

[reyler]

*makes an emergency crash-landing on the Statue of Liberty which she brings to life and sends on a rampage through downtown Manhattan - oh the irony!

[bad company]

*removes the feet off the statue of liberty*

[reyler]

*the statue falls over and crushes badcake flat beneath her*

[bad company]

*eats self like pancake*

[reyler]

I see you're determined to become a human Ouroboros. Good luck on that.

[bad company]

Well I'm swallowing myself

[reyler]

That's what I said.

[bad company]

Yeah but you are using annoying words to describe everything

[reyler]

It's not my fault you don't know what anything means.

[Dragon21]

always so polite smeagol....yes yes....so polite

[reyler]

*kicks Dragon into the Crack of Doom*

[bad company]

*looks in rey's arse*

What's dragon doing in there?

[reyler]

The more immediate question is, just what do you think you're doing in there? *beats the both of you with a wooden oatmeal spoon*

[42Bonzo88]

    Hey Bad Co. LMAO!!! :D :D

 

 

    So what's worse getting beaten by a wooden oatmeal spoon or getting run over by mad Meerkats!!

[reyler]

How about this? *straps Bonzo to a chair and puts headphones over his ears playing a constant stream of Creed*

 

Is that supposed to be "Bonzo", as in that Spanish guy that Ender killed in the showers in Ender's Game?

[42Bonzo88]

    Naaaah, Bonzo Madrid was the guy in Ender's Game (a very good book if I may add, if you haven't read it you should along with Ender's Shadow) I am just plain old Bonzo with a couple of numbers added.

[reyler]

I have read that book, obviously, and it was good, but I've kind of been put off Card by all the absolute garbage that comes out of his mouth.

[bad company]

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