All your butts are belong to me!

[reyler]

Gwampy is a lemon party all by himself.

[GrandpaG]

* takes a shower in anti-wrinkle cream *

* feels skin tightening *

 

I cannot tell a lie!

 

* rethinks what he said *

 

OOOOPPPPSSS!

 

For a moment I thought that I must have taken the three oaths!

[reyler]

Gwampy could really use a face lift, because his face is down in his pants.

[GrandpaG]

* lifts face *

* lets go *

* face sags back into pants *

* shrugs *

[Talmanes]

My, what a saggy face you have.

[reyler]

Gwampy's method of sitting on his own face isn't nearly as impressive as Zlata's.

[Talmanes]

I'm not familiar with that second name.

[reyler]

That's what Google is for, ye pestilence.

[Talmanes]

Yeah but some things are better off unknown.

[reyler]

Zlata is better than you.

[GrandpaG]

I like the butt avatar your majesty.

[reyler]

Assuming I know which one it was showing you, that's Katie Jane Garside, singer of QueenAdreena.

 

Also, stop calling me that.

[Alexander]

A bone breaking monarch with a high sense of deemed purpose?, how cliche.

[reyler]

Hey, I never claimed any royal status, he just fawns on me. I merely own his butt.

 

And now that you're here, yours, too. They should probably warn people about that ahead of time.

[Alexander]

You dont "own" my anus, nor does anyone else, but if you yearn for it so, I may allow you special seeing times on weekends.

[bad company]

And by weekends rey rey means anytime

[Alexander]

Then I shall graciously decline your "offer".

[bad company]

I doubt you want my offer

[Alexander]

Hence the decline, or did you just find that a good way to make a reply of self-gratification?

[GrandpaG]

Assuming I know which one it was showing you, that's Katie Jane Garside, singer of QueenAdreena.

 

Also, stop calling me that.

 

 

 

 

I guess it probably is a worn out concept that you are the Queen of Spammers. Red was not impressed that I referred to him as King, either. DSage declared himself Emperor so I guess that title is still valid. As is my First Fool of Fiddlesticks self-proclamation. Although, I did kind of like the "Baron of Butt Bombs" that you adorned me with. What's in a name. At least I don't call you rey rey like somebody does. Maybe henceforth I should simply refer to you as "She" or "Her" or "The Person Above". I know. You really don't care whether I refer to you at all or not. That's part of what I adore about you, sweetie pie. That and the avatar of the day thing. That's cool. I like the deep thought look of the pale faced red head who is there tonight. She is...interesting. Have a nice day.

[GrandpaG]

Where's the Cat Woman avatar? That was one of your best.

[mcs0083]

HOLY FRICKING CRAP ITS GRAMPY!!!!!

[GrandpaG]

Looks like I chased "her" away.

[GrandpaG]

Looks like I chased "her" away.

[bad company]

Hoody, I simply used what was present in the thread to make my reply relevant