8 Geek Conventions God Never Intended

[Guest nephitess]

*waves at Tara because she does not know her*

 

I would SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO go to a Klingon Feast!!

[Cleopatra Narisse]

Shall we sing a song in Klingon??

 

 

Bad To The Bone."

Lyrics and Music: George Thorogood.

 

jIboghDI' SIbI' -----------On the day I was born

Datvo' ghompu' ghojmoq.  --the nurses all gathered round

'ej yay'taHvIS mInDu'  ----and they gazed in wild wonder

DunwI' Doj lughoq.  -------at the joy they had found.

pay' jatlh ghojmoqpIn:  ---The head nurse spoke up,

*ghuvam vID yIHaj!*  ------said "leave this one alone."

DotlhwIj tlhojch-u'mo':  --She could tell right away

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I was bad to the bone.

 

jIHmo' Qoppu' SaD tIqDu',  I broke a thousand hearts

bangwI', SoH'e' qaqIHpa'.  before I met you.

jIHmo' Qop je SaD latlh,  -I'll break a thousand more, baby,

jImev 'e' vIpIHpa'.  ------before I am through.

choghaj 'e' vIHech, bang.  I wanna be yours, pretty baby,

nIteb jIH HIghaj. ---------yours and yours alone.

'a SoHvaD vIja'nIS:  ------I'm here to tell ya, honey,

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I'm bad to the bone.

 

be' mIp'e' vIqoy'moHlaH.  -I'll make a rich woman beg

be' quv'e' vInIHmoH.  -----and I'll make a good woman steal.

be' qan'e' vInaghqangmoH.  I'll make an old woman lust

be'Hom Qup'e' vIwIHmoH. ---and I'll make a young girl squeal.

choghaj 'e' vIHech, bang.  I wanna be yours, pretty baby,

nIteb jIH HIghaj.  --------yours and yours alone.

'a SoHvaD vIja'nIS:  ------I'm here to tell ya, honey,

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I'm bad to the bone.

 

vengHeDaq jIyItDI',  ------When I walk the streets

nechqang je yejquv.  ------kings and queens step aside.

bong be' vay' vIqIHDI',  --Every woman I meet ---

tugh yonqa'meH muwuv.  ----they all stay satisfied.

SoHvaD ghu'wIj vIja'nIS:  -I wanna tell ya, pretty baby,

Qu' vIra'DI', lulaj.  -----what I see I make my own.

'ej vIt yIHonQo':  --------And I'm here to tell ya, honey,

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I'm bad to the bone.

 

*rotfl*

[Guest nephitess]

*cliks her large goblet with Cleo's and sings along*

 

jIboghDI' SIbI' -----------On the day I was born

Datvo' ghompu' ghojmoq.  --the nurses all gathered round

'ej yay'taHvIS mInDu'  ----and they gazed in wild wonder

DunwI' Doj lughoq.  -------at the joy they had found.

pay' jatlh ghojmoqpIn:  ---The head nurse spoke up,

*ghuvam vID yIHaj!*  ------said "leave this one alone."

DotlhwIj tlhojch-u'mo':  --She could tell right away

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I was bad to the bone.

 

jIHmo' Qoppu' SaD tIqDu',  I broke a thousand hearts

bangwI', SoH'e' qaqIHpa'.  before I met you.

jIHmo' Qop je SaD latlh,  -I'll break a thousand more, baby,

jImev 'e' vIpIHpa'.  ------before I am through.

choghaj 'e' vIHech, bang.  I wanna be yours, pretty baby,

nIteb jIH HIghaj. ---------yours and yours alone.

'a SoHvaD vIja'nIS:  ------I'm here to tell ya, honey,

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I'm bad to the bone.

 

be' mIp'e' vIqoy'moHlaH.  -I'll make a rich woman beg

be' quv'e' vInIHmoH.  -----and I'll make a good woman steal.

be' qan'e' vInaghqangmoH.  I'll make an old woman lust

be'Hom Qup'e' vIwIHmoH. ---and I'll make a young girl squeal.

choghaj 'e' vIHech, bang.  I wanna be yours, pretty baby,

nIteb jIH HIghaj.  --------yours and yours alone.

'a SoHvaD vIja'nIS:  ------I'm here to tell ya, honey,

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I'm bad to the bone.

 

vengHeDaq jIyItDI',  ------When I walk the streets

nechqang je yejquv.  ------kings and queens step aside.

bong be' vay' vIqIHDI',  --Every woman I meet ---

tugh yonqa'meH muwuv.  ----they all stay satisfied.

SoHvaD ghu'wIj vIja'nIS:  -I wanna tell ya, pretty baby,

Qu' vIra'DI', lulaj.  -----what I see I make my own.

'ej vIt yIHonQo':  --------And I'm here to tell ya, honey,

jInaSchu' vaj.  -----------that I'm bad to the bone.

 

LMAO!

 

[Cleopatra Narisse]

because we are bbbbbbbb baaad.  :-*

*clinkitiy*

 

Bloodwine for out dusty throats. I dunno how they got dusty but... *drinks*

 

Got any stories Neph as to why we have dusty throats? *rotfl*

 

(I can just imagine what you might say)  :D

[Guest nephitess]

Ummmmm, been riding behind my hunk of a klingon for to long. LOL!

[Tara_Manier_Sedai]

*waves back at Nephi*

 

Hi!  I'm new here.  :)  Anyone wanna be my friend?

 

*grabs a glass of Bloodwine and drinks*   

 

[Guest nephitess]

*puts her arm around Tara*

 

I'll be your friend. *grins*

 

Have you started a Thread to intor yourself and get to know people? It is just a thread saying hello...then peopl ecan welcome you in the WT way. :D

[Tara_Manier_Sedai]

Yep!  People here are very friendly!  :D 

[Guest nephitess]

OH good...

 

*goes of to find it..*