The Gwampy Thread

[Blig Blog]

I'm a father. ;D

 

Of...you know...nothing... :'(

 

Heh...

[reyler]

Good lord, Gwampy, I shudder to think what would happen if you got into WoW.

[Blig Blog]

He would be the old guy version of Leeroy Jenkins. *nods*

[reyler]

Possibly. I expect, though, that he would cease forever all unrelated cognitive functionality.

[Korin Caylin]

He would be the level five person running around doing the emotes...

[reyler]

HE WOULD CEASE TO EXIST OUTSIDE THE GAME IS WHAT I'M SAYING JEEZ

[Toy and Minion]

O rly?

[reyler]

Ya srsly kthxbai *stabbity*

[Toy and Minion]

No wai!!!

[reyler]

That's "Vai", and there's nothing wrong with Steve Vai.

[Korin Caylin]

There actually is... have you ever took time to look at him?

[reyler]

I don't think you're properly placed to criticize anybody along those lines, Corn.

[Korin Caylin]

Since when was being high up along the lines have to do with criticism.

[reyler]

*sighs and tosses Corn down the bottomless pit*

[Korin Caylin]

*catches a hook against the side of the pit, cutting him in half via the rope attached to it and wrapped around himself*

[reyler]

That didn't make much sense beyond the general notion that you like getting beat up on.

[Toy and Minion]

We don't like making sense here, rey.  It uses up too much butter.

[GrandpaG]

I cooked with charcoal the other night.

First time in MANY years.

Good flavor.

Expensive.

Takes forever to burn a few burgers.

Something different to do.

Now the wife wants chicken.

::)

When will I learn.

$12 for a brand new grille from Dollar General.

$4.75 for a bag of Dollar General brand self-lighting charcoal.

Three matches (not a very good boy scout).

An hour or so later and...

VVVWWWAAAA  LLLLAAAAAHHHH.

* thinks that might be french for BEHOLD *

* shrugs *

::)

 

Made it a whole week without getting online.

Started to at the daughter's while grandkid sitting yesterday.

Technical difficulties with their connection saved me.

* sighs a big sigh of relief for the close call *

 

PPPHHHEEEWWW!!!!

 

 

Maybe someday.

Someday maybe.

I might gain control.

Control I might gain.

* that was my Yoda imitation *

Been here too long.

The Fiddlesticks nonsense affect is oozing back into my soul!!!

:o

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The PAIN!!!

The sheer XXXTASY!!!!

:o

 

 

 

* slinks away while he still can *

[Blig Blog]

*doesn't read Gwampy's post*

 

Sorry, too lazy. :-\

[Toy and Minion]

* slinks away while he still can *

 

*pushes gramps down the steps of a pyramid*

[Blig Blog]

Well that was just down right mean. :-\

[reyler]

*tips the pyramid over onto Gwampy*

[Toy and Minion]

*opens up the fault line*

[reyler]

*it is swarmed with callers looking to blame their problems on Toy*

[Toy and Minion]

rey has returned.  What kept her away?