The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

Maybe it's really like golf where the lower score is better?

 

No.

 

That would mean that you and I are losers.

 

We're not.

 

I said so... that makes it true.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ive made some of thosego up to 11 with one vote. weird.

[GrandpaG]

I've never voted... don't know how... don't remember signing a voter registration form... don't want to, either... voting is a waste of time.

 

* double checks what thread he's in *

 

Yup.

Voting is a waste of time.

 

* hopes none of his write in followers read that *

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it is.

 

but the heron thing is pretty simple. you click on the 5th one

[GrandpaG]

Voting for elected officials and proposals is not difficult but I am so sick of the endless bombardment of political ads that I could just heave. I really do understand why so many people choose to stay home instead of wasting their time voting.

 

That's really sad, you know?

 

Our political system is supposed to be the best in the world. We should be informed. We should look forward to participating. Our leaders have turned the whole process into one huge joke. Sorry for being so blunt but that's the truth as I see it. Because I live in the best nation in the world I'm allowed to express my opinion. Which doesn't buy me immunity from having reyler cut off some body part in retaliation as is her right.

[reyler]

*breaks your television instead*

[bad company]

Rey rey transcends the voting system, the voting system is different here, you have to rock up to vote ( you don't necessarily have to vote though)

[reyler]

So if you don't play bass, you're kinda SOL.

[bad company]

Not Order Sol? I was always a fan of Chipp Zanuff, though I did like using Zato-1 in the first game

[reyler]

*shears off your arm with the orbital laser*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*orbits the laser*

[reyler]

Right up until the lack of air kills you. Well, after that, too, I guess.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Yes but...fishbowl! *nod*

[GrandpaG]

I never LOL.

 

Well... almost never.

 

Maybe sometimes... but seldom.

 

I did a few days ago but I don't remember why.

 

* tries to remember but can't *

* not really sure if it was a LOL or just a gut chuckle *

* shrugs *

 

 

edit:

 

I quite often FOL.

 

(Fart Out Loud).

 

I know for a fact that I did that just today.

 

My wife commented that we had beans for supper last night.

 

I smiled and nodded in agreement.

 

But, that was not the LOL incident that a can't remember.

Edited October 8, 2012 by GrandpaG

[reyler]

Farting is pretty much your sole character trait. You are one-dimensional.

[bad company]

But his farts are four dimensional

[reyler]

They spread backwards and forwards and time simultaneously HIS OWN FARTS HATH BROUGHT HIM INTO EXISTENCE *negates his time*

[bad company]

And thus was born gramps

[reyler]

*Also Spracht Zarathustra plays in the background*

[GrandpaG]

Gwampy is far from one dimensional.

 

I fart, yes.

 

I also juggle.

 

I throw knives.

 

I shoot the long bow.

 

I do the Gwampy dance.

 

I use the One Power to form gateways.

 

I eat burnt trolloc that tastes like chicken.

 

I let Wolfkin pups lick my face even though they have puppy breath.

 

I chase the COL bus as it is leaving me in it's dust.

 

I make up all sorts of stories and share them with my fantasy friends.

 

I am even active in the world of politics.

 

Do I fart?

 

Yes.

 

But, I am NOT one dimensional.

 

I'm more like an onion.

 

Many layers and stinky.

 

I could probably make you cry if I really put my mind to it.

 

But, I won't if I can help it because I would rather make people smile.

 

And farts have a way of making people smile.

 

I am also very long winded.

 

And I like it when the smileys are working.

 

[reyler]

When you say, "probably make you cry", do you mean me specifically? *scoff*

[GrandpaG]

Never, my queen.

 

* gets down to one knee and gives the Fiddlesticks salute *

* farts *

* blushes *

* tries not to LOL *

[reyler]

*shoves you into the Mariana Trench*

[GrandpaG]

After jumping through all of the hoops to finally be able to type a reply I forgot what I was going to say.

 

Oh, yeah... got tossed into the deepest part of the ocean... need to dream up an elaborate escape.

 

 

 

 

 

* fills his bowel with as much Gwampy gas as possible *

* lets it exhaust slowly so he doesn't get the bends as he ascends to the surface *

* breaks free into the waves *

* takes a deep breath of fresh salt air *

* coughs *

* tries to calculate how many seconds it took him to make that ascent while holding his breath *

* eyes bug out (not even gonna try the smiley) *

* lets out the last of his reserve of gas to propel himself to a nearby desert island *

* crawls up onto the beach *

* waits for a rescue *

* looks around to see if there are any wild beans growing on this island *

[reyler]

Of course, depressurizing that quickly would cause you to explode.