The Gwampy Thread

[bad company]

You trekkies and your humour

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

though i own every single DVD of the series and have watched every episode in every series at least 4 times.,.. and up to 40... except enterprise cause... does that need explaining? as well as both trekkies movies.... i'm not a trekkie. or a trekker. i just like the show, is that so wrong?

[reyler]

I didn't really intend it as a Picard reference, but if Patrick Stewart can add some gravitas to the spam, I'll allow it.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

do you find his gravitas more gravid than sisko's?

[bad company]

But can Picard take on Magneto

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

from a wheelchair.

 

Picard can take on anything.

 

except Scrooge... that could have been better...

[reyler]

He can take on Seth Macfarlane, but he always seems to come off the worse

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's as sad a thing as i've ever heard.

[bad company]

Even sadder then Paris Hilton putting out a new album

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I never had very high expectations of her

[reyler]

She's part sloth; they have the same squinty, stoned expression.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

nice nails tho. both.

[reyler]

They are for buttscratchery. Both of them.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

what else would they be for?

[reyler]

Plucking fresh astrophysicists from trees, I expect.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they are not of use in today's economy except as meat

[reyler]

They were never of much use, but shhh, don't tell them that.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i don't talk to meat

[reyler]

Do you talk to trees?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

only when they start a conversation

[reyler]

And do you find this happening... often?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

much more often than with humans or even cats. why? is that unusual?

[reyler]

That depends. Do you live in Narnia?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i don't even have a wardrobe.

[reyler]

NAKED PERSON *shoots you with paintball gun*