The Gwampy Thread

[bad company]

Crazy Americans and there different measurement system

[reyler]

I think the OJ Simpson reference might be a little outside his cultural sphere.

[bad company]

I get it now you mentioned what it was about.

[reyler]

I get kinda sick of hearing this weak-ass work computer whirr with frustration every time I try to make it do anything, like load any single page on this board.

[bad company]

Sounds like my comp when we hit our limit

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

our internets crapped out hard... still can't access most of it.

[reyler]

*jumps on graves*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*would dance but don't do that*

[reyler]

Yes, the whole being-a-naga thing, we already covered this.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

everything's been said everything's been done there's nothing new under the sun

[reyler]

That's why I live above the sun.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is there an above the sun?

[reyler]

Depends on your personal spatial orientation relative to it.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's round and has its own field of gravity. i think you'd either fly by, or crash and burn.

[reyler]

But if you maintain a non-revolving orbit, then you can be above the sun according to your own frame of reference simply by being on the dark side of whatever you're on.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

by my own frame of reference i could be a lot of things.

 

but it sounds like you may be attempting a time jump.

[reyler]

Heavens no, I don't care for time travel at all, I'm not like Sin.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

then be careful how fast you slingshot around the sun.

[reyler]

Who's talking about slingshotting? I was talking about stationary orbit.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

as always, too smart for me.

[reyler]

G IS FOR GEOSYNCHRONICITY AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i got that one.

 

you've dumbed it down to exactly the right point.

[reyler]

I'd like to see Cookie Monster sing that.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

PBS is pretty underfunded. i think he'd do it for $10.

[reyler]

Drop one of those o's from his name and you might guess what I think he'd really do it for.