The Gwampy Thread

[bad company]

You saying you don't like gramps rey rey

[reyler]

Would you want to be stuck in a small, enclosed space with him for any length of time? You know he'll just fill it right up with methane.

[bad company]

I would make friends with the methane, we could have a tea party

[reyler]

You would asphyxiate long before your time was up.

[bad company]

Then gramps would have a funner time then me

[reyler]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind making out with a dead body.

[bad company]

Yeah noone else does when they make out with him

[reyler]

I don't actually know anybody who has had the displeasure.

[bad company]

He would have had to otherwise he wouldn't have offspring

[reyler]

I didn't say there weren't any such unfortunates, I said I didn't know them. Larn too reed.

[GrandpaG]

* dons his "Baron of Butt Bombs" outfit *

* poses proudly *

* channels a little Air to make his fart-brown cape flutter behind him *

* adds a little shot of methane to the mix for the benefit of those standing down wind *

* applause from the crowd is louder than the cheers because of the gas masks muffling the sounds *

* gets a sad look on his face *

 

No.

I don't get much smooching these days.

Damned menopause.

Not me...wifey.

I know.

They have pills for that.

They have pills for everything.

No more pills.

It's more sanitary just to stop smooching.

 

* bows to the audience *

* lets rip with a healthy one *

* lots of noise but not too deadly *

 

Just right.

 

* nods *

[reyler]

*hooks Gwampy up to both ends of the Fart Mask from Jackass 2*

[bad company]

*whips air up and sucks out the smell*

[GrandpaG]

* still has never seen Jackass *

* ponders *

 

I'd probably enjoy it.

[reyler]

It's mostly guys getting the crap beat out of them on purpose.

[bad company]

Mindless but enjoyable entertainment

[GrandpaG]

  On 3/16/2011 at 8:02 PM, reyler said:

It's mostly guys getting the crap beat out of them on purpose.

 

 

 

Thanks alot!

Now if I ever DO get to see it, I'll already know how it ends!

You should have posted this with a SPOILER caution.

* nods *

[bad company]

Nothing can spoil jackass

[reyler]

It's not like there's a plot, Gwampy, it's basically just one long stunt show. This ought to give you a basic idea, although they also do some horrible pranks to eachother.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIt33fOIM4&feature=related

[bad company]

Some are hilarious though

[reyler]

Here's another good one, though beware, lots of swearing.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LrYvIbrsM

[GrandpaG]

Still on dial up...thanks, anyway.

[reyler]

"Embedding disabled by request", what a dick move.

[bad company]

dial up sucks

[reyler]

But some of us who started out on it still cannot, for instance, get used to seeing a 400Mb file download in 20 minutes.