The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

Hi, fi.

Lo, fi.

Butter, fi.

Long, fi.

Stir, fi.

Semper, fi.

Go, fi, go!

 

Wanna watch while I juggle my balls?

Maybe a bowling pin or two?

Some flaming torches?

Sharp knives?

Butter knives?

A piano complete with bench? (requires the use of the One Power).

 

* remembers having his thread threatened recently *

* decides it's past time to stop being silly *

 

Bye for now,

Love,

Gramps

[ConQuest]

*shakes Head*

 

I think i should Give Gramps a shock

 

*rubs paddles together* CLEAR

[reyler]

Ride the lightning, monkey!

[ConQuest]

ROFFLMFAO

[reyler]

Thanks for your contribu- oh wait nevermind.

[GrandpaG]

* scrambles *

[ConQuest]

*Persues*

[GrandpaG]

* fires up his F-4 Phantom and taxis it out of the garage *

[ConQuest]

*clambers onto the wing and knocks on the Canopy*

 

PULL OVER *he screams* *points to the tarmac*

[GrandpaG]

* kicks in the after burners and takes off *

[GrandpaG]

* looks around for the biggest, darkest, most active thunder cloud and heads straight for it full throttle *

[ConQuest]

*Holds on for dear life as he is thrown about*

 

*leaves drool marks down Canopy as he is dragged back twords the engine*

[GrandpaG]

* hears a thumping sound coming from the canopy *

* looks about *

* sees someone clinging to the crack of the canopy opening *

* thinks to himself *

Looks like that bounty hunter fellow.

Crook Catcher?

Criminal Chaser?

Con Cuistidor?

Something like that.

 

* opens the cigarette vent on the side of the canopy *

* air rushing by creates a vacuum *

* sucks out his GPS *

CRAP!!!

Now I'm gonna get lost trying to find my way home!!!

* yells to his passenger *

 

Hang on tight there, pal...we're going for a lightning ride!!!  ;D

[ConQuest]

*wonders what it was that just whiped by his head*

 

*Notices lightning Flickering in Clouds*

 

*Trys to pry open canopy to get in back seat*

 

There two seaters right?

[reyler]

Gwampy, you should be flying an F-15 Eagle, not that icky old Phantom.

[Anoxanmore]

Fighter planes are so 20th century... 21st century is UFOs :P

[FallingBullets]

I woulda gone for an ice cream tbh :P

[reyler]

Without the U they're not UFOs, and to be a regular form of transport they would have to lack the U.

[Anoxanmore]

Regular forms of transport!

[reyler]

Also the F-22 Raptor is a butt-ugly plane.

[GrandpaG]

The F-4 was on sale at the military surplus store since it is no longer the state-of-the-art machine that it once was.  I had to raise the roof of my garage and buy a taller door to avoid having to put the tail on and off with each scramble.  And, yes, I believe the phantom was a two-seat model.  Fearsome device in it's day.  No longer.  Now it's a "used-to-be-great" "has-been"...sorta like me.  :(  But, together, along with the bounty hunting co-pilot, we'll ride the lightning and create some monstrous thunder (with the help of the home-made bean soup that's in the frig).  ;D

 

* releases the rear hasps from the canopy so the Crook Catcher can climb into the navigator's seat *

 

Hope you caught that GPS that flew out the cigarette hole...otherwise, it might be a VERY long ride home!!!  :o

[ConQuest]

Ohhhh so thats what that was... *Scratches head*

 

I have gps on my phone... *Hands phone to gramps*

[Anoxanmore]

Cell phones don't tend to work very well 30,000 feet in the air. :D

[reyler]

Depending on the circumstances, neither do lungs.

[Anoxanmore]

Lungs would work... although the temp would be awfully hard to negotiate