You're an Aes Sedai, show me your best twisting of the truth

[TravellingIsAGatewayDrug]

One thing that amuses me to no end in this series is how the Aes Sedai can twist the truth to essentially render that part of the oaths null and void.

 

Give me some more examples of extreme truth twisting for fun! 

 

In example:

 

"I was fired for gross misconduct."

 

On a resume could become:

 

"After receiving recognition from the Human Resources department I was promoted to Customer, notably among our most profitable positions."

 

Edited September 29, 2023 by TravellingIsAGatewayDrug
Typo

[Elgee]

Actually said by my Great Uncle CJ Langenhoven in Parliament (South Africa):

Half of the members here are idiots.

When ordered to withdraw his words, he agreed and said:

Half of the members here are NOT idiots.