Hello!!

[Guest Emperor]

I didn't straight out call him a toe barnicle.. but we all just saw you do it.

 

The newbie called Barmmy out!

 

*empy goes elsewhere to stir up trouble*

[Guest Barmacral]

Repay me? No need, just do some pay it forward if you really want to.

 

And I don't worry about what empy says, he just gets confused and spouts out the first words that come to mind, not necessarily in any given order.

[Guest Stefania Sedai]

You did too Emperor because I had to check your post to see how to spell it! Now be nice! I'm new and your making me cry!

[Guest Barmacral]

Bad Emperor! Bad!

 

*Clubs Emperor with 10 year old mutten*

*huggles newbie*

 

Don't cry, be happy!

[Guest Emperor]

It is my job to break down the newbies and make them stronger. They don't call me Sgt. Empy for nothing...

 

 

Really they don't call me that....

[Guest Barmacral]

Did you dream that they did last night?

[kait]

*runs over here again*

 

light! you two are awful! she was liking you & you made her cry! ... reminds me of what you did to me. though i never cried! *glares fiercely at barm*

 

& empy is dreaming of the newbies now? light preserve us...

 

*hugs stefania* ... don't worry about a thing. you are doing wonderful & exactly what you need to do. asking us is the best way to go. listening to us might be even better ;)

[Guest Emperor]

My dreams are only filled with my awesomeness!

[kait]

okay. that's better. *glances at empy* ... i might not want to know exactly what that refers to, though...

[Guest Emperor]

Don't worry, my dreams are stamped with the

The M-G Stamp of Approval

 

Corki gifted it to me.

[Guest Barmacral]

HEY! I didn't make her cry. That was Empy.

[kait]

now i'm really worried ... if it's anything like the spiel ... oh light...

[Guest Emperor]

Cry with laughter is what she meant. I understand, I generally have that affect on people.

[Guest Barmacral]

Your as horrible as any of us Kait.

[kait]

*blinks innocently*

 

how can you say that, barm? i'm a girl. that makes all the difference.

[Corki]

*looks at Empy*

 

What have I done?? You'd better not abuse that stamp of mine! ;)

 

Welcome to DM Stefania! Don't worry about everyone who has greeted you so far. They aren't normal. I am, so if you want any help, just ask!

 

But my top tip is to join the Band of the Red Hand ORG. My second top tip is to check out the Seanchan.

[kait]

Band Band Band Band Band

 

i would sing, but i'm sung right out. so monometre it is.

 

Band Band Band Band We Love The Band

Band Band Band Band We Love Our Band

[Guest Emperor]

*gets out his stamp and gives Empy...*

 

See you gave it to me on the Staff board. :P

[kait]

if he gave it he can take it back.

 

*cough*

[Guest Emperor]

Whose side are you on?

 

Sorry newbie about the spam... we seem to have overtaken your post.

[Guest Barmacral]

He might have to fight Empy for it.

[kait]

if you can't tell who's side i'm on i'm not telling you. i am remarkably consistent, though. you just gotta figure it out.

[Guest Emperor]

Well you do have BOTR bolded in your siggie... so I am going with Seanchan because you are trying to use reverse psychology on the newbies.

[Corki]

*takes stamp back from Empy*

 

Ah, much better.

[Guest Barmacral]

*Takes stamp from Corki, gives it back to Empy*

 

Empy's funnier with the stamp, he gets to keep it for a while.