Dear Chosen,

Why don't you have Twitter accounts, or the equivalent in your world?

Sincerely,

SC

Dear Twit,

Twitter? What's that? Sounds like some fool bird to me. Pesky things, really, birds. Flutter and chirp all day. Might be something for Mesaana, or Balthamel (you know, now that he's all girly and stuff). *gets interrupted by one of his servants, informing him of the nature of Twitter* You dare interrupt me? You DARE think I don't know what that is?? DIE! *turns servant inside out*

Ahem, sorry about that. Hard to find good help these days. Where were we? Oh right, Twitter. Once the Great Lord is free, there will be no need for Twitter, Twatter or Twotter. His Shadowy Greatness will communicate his wishes directly into each brain (probably singe a couple but 't is the survival of the fittest, right?) and we, the rightfull Chosen, have our own way of distributing our commands and orders. We have no need to 'inform' anyone, what a fool idea is that? We're GODS! We will smite you for even consider the idea that we need to inform you of anything! *breaths through nose*

Ok, so I get you. I really do. You're probably thinking of Balthamel and Lanfear and Greandal and the other fools that will jump at the opportunity to showcase their popularity by counting their followers on Twitter each day. And you would be right. Lanfear with her Lewsy Wewsy idiocy and Balthamel wanting to blab away about his rack. I won't just smite you after all. Tell you what, you start me a fanclub and I'll forget all about your impertinence. For now.

Twit on!

Aginor

SC,

I don't use Twitter because it is much too public for my tastes. I prefer the more subtle approach to domination through means of jumping out from the shadows and scaring you stupid.

~Moghedian

Skulker Extraordinaire

Dear SC,

I user Twitter because I know people want to stalk me.

So, in an attempt to share my greatness with the world... my Twitter name is Be_lal

Stalk me! You know you want to!

-Be'lal

Oh, I do have a twitter account. Thing is, I use the name of the person I am posing as, so only those smart enough to figure it out gets to read it. It is worth the effort, among other things I have posted some nice pictures of Graendal in her undies, and also a quite disturbing picture of a very drunk Aginor getting a bit too, lets say friendly, with a trolloc.

/Dem

Dear Twit

See what you're done? See? Now they've all jumped on the Tinker Wagon and are twitting like a frigging load of tweetie birds.

You are going to be sorry.

Semi

Under your bed

Dear little annoying bird,

I hate to agree with Semi, but she's right. You will rue the day you suggested it. Just imagine us ignoring you in real time instead of waiting a few weeks.

~Messy

SC! My Man!

You should be proud; your request along with the raised voices of thousands of our minions who want more of us have resulted in the creation of an ATC Twitter account. http://twitter.com/askthechosen Follow us or burn forever.

Torture and Tickles,

~Balthamel

SC,

OOOO... I want to create a Twitter account too....

NOT!

Losers.

~Sammael

There's a reason why most of the Chosen have not... err... chosen to participate in this "Twitter" thing. Frankly, none of us are interested enough in each other to want to read about, say, Aggy's latest breakthrough in building a wife, or Lannie's constant whining about wanting her Lewsy-Poo, or Sammy's attempts to compensate, and few have the interest in actual music in this Age, so my wisdom (in 140 characters or less- hah!) is wasted.

Besides, we read too much into everything to want to make our thoughts public. You never know when one of our "allies" will want to off one of the others.

-Asmodean

Wait a minute. Asmo, did you say you can read? Since when?

~Messy

That sorry excuse of a Dragon probably showed him a few pictures and now he thinks he can read.

~Agi