Dear Chosen,

What is it like being so very, very old?

Kindest regards,

Jelly

Interesting question and one that our fans ask quite often. You would think it would be a little hard being alive for so long. The first hundred years or so were the toughest, but now the years just blend together. We all deal with it quite different. Ishamael went a little insane, Lanfear obsesses about men that are long dead and then some of us just try to keep our good looks. Poor Balthamel. Even if for some reason we do die, the Great Lord brings us back to life as if he we are part of some greater punch line. Really, like a fine wine, we get better and wiser with age.