Question:

There's this girl that I like. She's pretty and her hair smells nice.

She's dating a real jerk though. How can I get her to see that I'm

the guy she needs?

Sincerely,

Love Lorn

Answer:

Wow, she sure has a lot going for her! Pretty AND her hair smells nice!? I can see why you are smitten. What I am wondering is what makes you qualified to say her boyfriend is a jerk? Maybe he is amazing to her and treats her like a princess! But assuming you are right, have you tried, oh, I don't know, talking to her? Letting her know you would treat her better than he does and she deserves better?

Barring that, balefire the boyfriend and kidnap her away. If I had ever had a clear shot at Ilyena!!! *growls*