What's that supposed to mean?! lol I am of the purest heart. Not my fault that there are Freudian slips bringing out other people's inherent personalities.

Oh dear. I do believe I have found my very first sig quote hehehe. Just need to figure out how to do it.  hmmmmmmm

Why get off indeed Limi >_>  <_<

Here is the wig

and here's the make up

*duct tapes Marta back to his leg before she unties the DO* You are seriously goin to untie the DO? Sorry, can't let you do it.

As for dark beer, most are considered 'Stouts'. Last night I had this oatmeal stout that you could float a bottle cap on the head of it without it sinking. We have this awesome micro-brewery downtown that makes some of THE Most amazing beers.

They played over 3 hours!! Amazing. The lights came on in the arena like "shows over time to go home" but they just kept playin. 3 Encores. You don't get fan service like that anymore! It was spectacular.

Straight with just about everything I drink. Although I'll have to try that Jager and gold schlagger. Sounds interesting. Gin? Cannot mess with it. Get all sheisty and snaky. Whiskey now! There's another matter all together ahhaha. If it ain't brown, don't drink it.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*noms cookie, winks at the pleasant armful of Marta* Why hello there darlin'! I take it you're happy to see me? hehe How's it goin Karas? Lights blessin on the hallowed halls of Limi and all who dwell here.

Oh Marta, the flippin show last night was awesome!!! I can barely talk right now hehe. One of there best shows I've seen. Really wishing I had requested off from work today. I am the walking dead. I can still taste the Jager from last night.

Karas!!! Nononooooo, you can't do that. Here I have this halloween makeup I found the other day. Don't you just love clowns? With big blue eyes and big red lips?!

point

bored

Swearing

breakfast

*glomps everyone just for gits and shiggles*

I <3 u 2

I thought it was JUST on the line. Nothing specific in there hehe, just a litte word play, that's all.

There name is Pat. Can't you tell from that?

oooops, hehe ruffled a few feathers. There wasn't anything all THAT inappropriate. At least I didn't think so. Sorry everybody........................I don't care who you are. that's funny right there

just remember, procrastination is like masturbation. Feels good now but in the end you just screwed yourself.

C-ya homey!

i take public transportation and have no car. boooo (all said in a Droopy Dog voice)

I am I am. Thank you very much. Cookie?

sweet potatoe fries with honey

(I know I am but what am I?)

Eel

Someone else's chuke, ewwww

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