I think that's a baseless statement.

*Hands Locke a sweater*

Eight ball, corner pockmark

The moon.

Going Dutch?

They're right next to the Cellos. In fact, upon finding them, one could also gesture dramatically and go "viola!". But that's just a bass assumption to string someone along. It'll all end in tears and violins.

So does that make you the bald bear?

I've yet to start on it

Son of a bleach

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

An oil baron went to the dentist for a check-up. "I'm pleased to say your teeth are just fine" said the dentist. "I know," replied the collector, "but drill anyway, I feel lucky."

You're going to gold plate it?

I still want a hula hoop?

Maybe they just don't like singing?

Some threads just don't catch on. :shrug: also depends who was actively around back then

Yeah, my confusion came from that I didn't remember what you were talking about and so I was looking through fiddles.

Listened to the actual song, Javier says 'Schoolboys' So I changed it to girls somehow and left it at that. I seem to have more luck doing humorous filks than actual jokes, but I don't want to turn the humor blog into "Look at me try to be Yankovic and Cletus Judd"

From two years ago.. in a different thread. Got it. Wow.

I believed you were calling someone schoolgirls at the time. Dunno. That or you said you were teaching us something or some such.

If it bothers you I will change it

riiiigggghhhhttttt... I'll just go hunt for where I did that then. Don't wait up.

But where do school girls come in? Or should I go watch a video?

When?

Faboooooooo

Is that with the noodles and cheese sauces? Yummy!

Narc? Zort? Hey brain, wot're we going to do tonight?

Flay you, Flay me; Flay it for always

That's the way it should be

Flay you, Flay me; sew it together

So Unnaturally

I had a dream I had an awesome dream

People in the park playing games in the dark

And what they played was a masquerade

And from behind the walls of stone a voice was crying out

Scarily enough, I didn't have to touch the actual first chorus too for it to still sound creepy

Then again, with how today's humor blog is, I should maybe save up any creativity for next week instead

We're such good friends, she calls me Chum