reyler needed to reincarnate?   

Guess it was just me and Dar?  Sounds like we're both safe

Tallahassee, Florida here.  Should be an interesting time.  Will attempt to check back in when it's over and done with

N

Waiting to see if you'll be skeined alive.  That'll be a yarn to tell

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11:58 waiting for the boardgamers to show

Ewe.

I mean..  choke sputter cough :dies:

On 3/19/2018 at 6:34 PM, reyler said:

Also if you answer that with a measurement-based pun I will tie a knot in your wang

I was going to call your bluff on that, but then I remembered that your lack of desire to come in physical contact with other people becomes exponentially inverted when violence is involved.  

On 3/19/2018 at 6:34 PM, reyler said:

Have you considered adjusting the volume

I tried a one ton elephant but there wasn't enough dipping sauce

ugh.  When I do that it sounds like  a overly hydrated 2 ton elephant shaped jello mold falling down the side of Mount Etna, so I'm probably going to pass

What can I say, reyler.  My mind has grown rusty and dull through lack of use.

And yes, considering the state it was in before that's saying something.

I'm as weird as ever

https://youtu.be/MMK7ufeBOmg

They cause me to break out in Hives.

I thought if you pinched yourself you'd go blind?

That about wraps it up for the present, right?

I dunno about Enjoy, but definitely expect it and marvel at the ingenuity of it.  :cheeky grin:

Hey, Grampy, have you been to Indiana? Cause that's actually where I'm from.  Although I just have one of those faces.

(setup for reyler if ever I've heard one)

Quite possibly, yes., 

I know what Au Gratin means at least

Well, I do, I just don't go. 

Well, okay, there was that one time, but that's really why I don't go.  Gardening parties are so weird

I'm kinda not wanting to pay attention to who's slug or tongue or what have you is where

...

That escalated quickly

I had to google that, thankfully.   That's one reference I don't feel bad about missing

He was surrounded by heavily armed and well trained body guards.  We're not sure who beat up El Presidente and then shot him, honest.

I prefer the tiger rag