It hurts too good. XD

Hello Keystealer...holder! i'm tired. :(

Woo! Finally. What it takes to get some damn strawberries around here.

I need to get to a computer and quote. :P

You're just the Consort because I know you don't like the name.

*whispers Kira*

So, how are you two? Sitting on the couch with your laptops? :D

Limi said you would all clean!

Something about tip-top shape...

Where's that darn High Priestess?!

:P

lmao Charis.

Hey...shouldn't there be cleaning going on?! :P

Mr. Consort guy! Hi

*looks in the mirror*

*is terrified*

Love you too?

:/

whoo! I got the whip on first try. :D

*bites Limi in the face*

ahh, no one gets reference. damn, I already miss Basic.

Limi...it's as cold as....well, I guess as cold as your nipple on a winter day in this bay.

bahahaha....witch. :P

I can talk to horses...and chocolate people....and people who are of the sun....and chinese penguins...o_O

Hi Limi!

And ye, behold all those who hold Her on the Holy Fountain. The High Feathered One lives.

And you will give him strawberries. :)

Alas...

Or...perhaps, *Eddie whispered* he GRADUATED BASIC TRAINING AS SOLDIER LEADER OF THE CYCLE!

Perhaps....who knows though.

*snuggles up in his blanket and stirs from his slumber*

Why is so loud in here? It hasn't been loud in so long. :D

Well, I haven't gotten my taken away just yet. Get working. *cracks whip*

:D

just kidding...i'm excitedly bored. :/

Damn, I forgot to lock this thread....

:o

Flash report: Taco Bell consumption time commences.

*snort* Bob.....

I throw bananas.....after eating them. :D

I resemble that remark. *shakes fist*

Yay link....too lazy to look for it. Lol

I'll disband the Coalition.

Pssh. You can nevah find me.

And you leave monkeys alone!

lmao, damn, it's good to be back, if only for a bit.

How has everyone been?

Without notice, the Church doors slammed open, and a raging wind rushed into main hall. It swirled around, picking up trash and bits of clothing, carrying it closer and closer to the center.

Everyone stared in shock as the trash -filled wind was sucked into what seemed the floor tile, leaving the Church with a certain shine that hadn't been seen in awhile.

The Chocolate Fountain began to slowly appear in the center of the room, running with luxurious flows of milk and dark chocolate. And on each of the 5 levels, strawberries lay around, delicately stacked and some were even floating in the river of divine sweetness.

The Church-goers gathered at the Fountain and partook in this divine treat, looking for their Goddess, wondering what was happening.

On the second floor, a portal opened. One that hadn't been seen in a long time.

Out of it stepped a camoflauged pillow, smiling.

Why hello everyone!

Thanks for the pieing? :P

*hugs his pet* XD

Tomorrow at 6:50 AM PST I fly out!!!!!!